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If you're not a video game person, you probably won't get this. Either way, it's Rich Evans POV boobery. 

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The Witness - 3rd Ending - 110% Complete(SPOILERS)

This is the 3rd ending for The Witness. Achievable by completing all of the puzzles using their alternate solutions. Here is the Normal Ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn0KNYkFU20 Here is the 1st secret Ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yMw0l26Jvs WARNING: This video does contain spoilers for the super secret ending. The Witness is a game by Thekla.

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Anonymous

And we didn't even get to see Rich's boobs.

Anonymous

I was genuinely scared for his poor bare feet, there.

Jon G

I've seen them. They're real, and they're spectacular.

Anonymous

Pretentious hacks!! #ArtForArtsSake #lolFuckMyCock

Anonymous

I hope Rich cleaned up the mess he made.

Anonymous

I don't get it. Also have not played The Witness, though.

Anonymous

Did Rich walk on broken glass?

Anonymous

so you're saying the witness doesn't say anything and is pretentious garbage? am i on the ball?

Don Bright

The Jar. (Of Urine)

Valdis

Plant from Space Cop is lookin' fine! As are the steps that "Darth Vader" fell down. Except Darth wisely did not try to carry a jug o' urine with him. Incidentally, this is every student art film ever made ever, except that it's watchable.

Anonymous

The sensual way Rich Evans touches the objects in his environment lets me know what I'm watching is art.

Jon G

Reference: <a href="https://youtu.be/-yMw0l26Jvs?t=1m47s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/-yMw0l26Jvs?t=1m47s</a> (also I love this so much)

Anonymous

Finally, something good has come from The Witness. I'd recommend The Talos Principle over it any day of the week to fill your philosophical puzzle gaming needs.

Anonymous

It's in reference to this. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yMw0l26Jvs&amp;feature=youtu.be&amp;t=1m47s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yMw0l26Jvs&amp;feature=youtu.be&amp;t=1m47s</a>

Anonymous

I enjoyed this both for the boobery and the tour of the studio. I've always wondered how the place is set up.

Anonymous

My take out of this? I'm flabbergasted the screening TV is so small considering it has to be tax deductible.

Anonymous

Rich &amp; Jack seemed genuinely angry with The Witness by the end of that Pre-Rec stream. Awesome to see they didn't let their $40.00 investment disappear in vein

Anonymous

Its like a tour of the studio! where the magic happens, and Glasses are just randomly left around for Rich to break, which makes him happy!

Kyle Williams

I'm fine with anything so long as it doesn't involve us seeing Rich's man boobery

Anonymous

Foodfight is essential to the surreal wakeup experience.