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When we built this dvd wall not too long ago we thought we'd have more time... we were wrong. 

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Anonymous

More Nukie tapes!

Anonymous

Just make Rich build another

Anonymous

Rich Evan's Cam?

Anonymous

Does anyone know what kind of dvdcs arenin the fourth row? It looks like one collection.

Andy

Holy crap! More things to fall over when Mike drunkenly stumbles into them

Anonymous

Oh mah Gawd. Time to start building again!

features creatures

Just watch Nukie you cowards and then destroy every tape, ridding the world of 95% of all Nukie tapes.

Anonymous

Who's we? You got a Rich Evans in your pocket?

Anonymous

You should string together a time lapse of every resetting of the shelves after Rich or Mike destroy a room. Dear Lord, the man hours.

Anonymous

You need to move some dvds to Site B, where the Best of the Worst episodes were secretly made the entire time

Carly Robinson

so how many copies of vampire assassin do you have to get rid of?

Katy

Yeah, but what’s the story with that doll face-down in the floor? Something sacrificial, no doubt.

Anonymous

Oh, dear. I sense the arrival of another 45 minute video cataloging the newest acquisitions. Not sure if I should feel envious or nauseous about the accumulation of such quality.

Anonymous

That... is a big pile of DVDs

Anonymous

That’s Annabelle in miniature. She lost a knockdown-dragout fight with Braaaaaaahms.

Anonymous

You need to do another junka, followed by a mass destruction.

Anonymous

‘Excellent!’ 🎸 🎵🎶

Tim Fuglsang

So where do I donate more money than is possible here on Patreon so you Barry J. Gillis-wannabes can finally get a halfway decent studio?

Dimitri German

Watch out, there’s a spooky Annabelle doll in the corner.

Anonymous

Time for a sale...

Anonymous

Who is adding dvds?

19day

Oh, an unopened Nukie, that's got to be worth nothing

Anonymous

Looks like it’s time for the first annual RLM rummage.

Anonymous

Like a trailer-park Library of Alexandria.. But seriously, how many one-of-a-kind tapes / dvd's might be lurking in this trove?

Anonymous

You should do a studio tour video for patrons!

Anonymous

Spread the misery. Any doubles or copies that don't work get sent to random assholes on Patreon or throw them in when people buy your merch. Don't forget to have Rich cough on them first though.

Anonymous

Maybe a documented journey to Ikea?

Anonymous

Toss out the Nukie wall, that’ll buy you more time!

Kellic

This is why I have Plex and 6x 500 disk CD wallets. I had an entire room dedicated to movies and it wasn't enough. Now they all sit in a few CD wallets and ripped and on Plex.

Rhea

You guys do realize that your spirits will be trapped in the warehouse until you watch every single one, right?

LaziestManOnMars

Don't worry, there are a finite number of Blu-rays, dvds, and vhs' after all.

Anonymous

"That way madness lies," - Shakespeare

Anonymous

Honestly, even if 95% of them are terrible movies, that is still an impressive sight.

Anonymous

This is what happens when you don't destroy enough movies on Best of the Worst. Also when you don't do enough Best of the Worsts.

Anonymous

Is your P.O. box up and running? I hope you like spaghetti horror, Charlton Heston, and the bible.

Rick Drake

You could use those sliding shelves that libraries use to conserve space.

James Murphy

What your saying is, send more trash

Anonymous

You need a librarian/archivist.

Anonymous

I volunteer, of course.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Now you need an Indiana Jones warehouse. It's the only place you can put the Wheel of the Worst to keep it from coming back. The Wheel is a source of unspeakable power and it must be researched. And then you can have Top Men doing that research. Top...Men.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

"O God, I could be bounded in a warehouse and count myself a king of infinite space -- were it not that I have bad movies"

Anonymous

What we need now is a video of Mike reading the title of every single DVD in the collection. It's the only way!

Anonymous

Melt them in a vat of melted Star Wars figures.

Anonymous

how many are duplicates?

Anonymous

When does your Mammoth Video certificate come in the mail? Pretty sure you've reached full blown rental store status.

Anonymous

A while back I faced a similar crisis with my DVD/Blu-ray collection, and after doing some research, I starting buying DiscSox plastic sleeves. The idea is that you keep the paper art work any inserts, and the discs, but throw away the plastic box. It'll even fit "snapper" cases, and most DVD case variants. The result is you can get between 3x and 4x the number of discs in the same amount of shelf space. The negative side of this, is that you can't see the spines, so you have to organize your collection pretty well. The sleeves are also pretty expensive for what they are.

Manuel Johnen

This is beautiful... <3

David Perek

I vote for hiking up the Patreon limits and using the money to rent out a Faux 90s video rental shop which is only used for storing your stuff and closed to the public in a very rude and forthcoming way, despite appearing in every detail to be a functioning mom and pop video rental shop.

Andréanne Dion

Build a shrine to Nukie in another room and voilà!

Manuel Johnen

Oh, you have "Decoys"...? Do that on BotW someday...

Anonymous

Ebay them. Sign them "From the RLM vaults" or some shit like that, to make it unique.

Anonymous

Wow! What do you think that wall weights?

Anonymous

That's a lot of movies for a podcast

Lisa

Agreed. The minute I saw this post the Dewey Decimal Rap sprang to mind.

Anonymous

All the way up to the ceiling? Well, shoot...that stumpy table is not going to help our lil' Jay reach those tapes at the top!!

Anonymous

Need some MALMs or KALLAXs from IKEA. Clean it up real nice. Make some rolling shelving out of them.

Anonymous

You need some compact shelving. https://www.southwestsolutions.com/office/high-capacity-storage-shelves-for-audio-visual-media-dvd-8mm-vhs-beta-cd-tapes

Anonymous

The flat to the wall style they have would be easy enough for a master carpenter like Rich Evans to duplicate.

Anonymous

I would say, store the duplicates away, obviously not the Nukies, but seeing your video going over your VHS and Disc collection, there were a lot of duplicates.