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Mike Was Wrong!!!!

It has been revealed that Palpatine in Rise of Skywalker was a clone. Many people have credited Mike for saying this was the case. He did say it, but not exactly. Let's set the record straight...

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Anonymous

Thank you for your service to humanity !

Anonymous

Now I’m even more confused about that ending 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anonymous

im so fucking exhausted by disney star wars, make it stop

Joe Bloe

It's true, Mike *is* very stupid.

Mike St Louis

Rich’s revenge for Mike making him watch and review Star Track: the Picard.

Lauren R

Oh call the Academy of Motion Pictures, turns out Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker IS actually brilliant. Give JJ Abrams the Purple Hearts of Cinema. Set Rian Johnson on fire.

Anonymous

How dare Disney contradict Mike. I think this calls for another video of Mike destroying vintage Star Wars toys (or a bunch of Funko Pops, please).

Anonymous

Mike, you need to produce and direct a hard reboot of this video.

Anonymous

Tough situation developing at RLM headquarters, no Star Wars movies coming out any time soon to make fun of. Maybe we'll get the Plinkett review of Episode 9 this year then.

Anonymous

https://youtu.be/tuZRyP6Hgvc Looks like Joaquin Phoenix watches RLM

Anonymous

God this movie is a mess.

Kellic

Directed by Rich. HAHAHAHA

Daniel de la Vega

What else was Mike wrong about?! Are the prequels actually brilliant?!?!

Anonymous

I still don’t understand what’s happening.

David Perek

Now I am left to wonder why Sidious didn't just clone Anakin after he was all burned up and stuff instead of putting him into a robot suit. Maybe the technology wasn't quite ready yet?

Anonymous

Mike Was Wrong is Rich Evan’s directorial debut and it couldn’t be more perfect.

Twit In A Hat

I'm with Jay on this 100%.

Rick Drake

I want Star Wars to not be alive any more.

Anonymous

What was Mike wrong about?? Seems he was right if I understand the headlines .

Daniel Frank

Mike’s theory was that the Emperor who died in RotJ was the clone and the RoS Emperor is the real Sideous. The headline says the RoS Emperor is the clone.

Dion Turner

So the ROTS Palpy is a clone?.... why didn’t he clone himself a half functional body? He was able to conjure 1000 Star Destroyers with Death Star guns! I get they were making this shit up as they went along, but do they need to keep making it up now that it’s over? Wait... we’re all the ships manned by Palpy clones? What about the ‘Sith Troopers’?

Marvin Falz

I'm pretty much jaded with Star Wars/Trek, but I try to make a positive comment: I somehow sort of admire Mike's enthusiasm to understand and explain even the most uninteresting, uninspiring stories like the Star Wars sequels and modern Star Trek.

Anonymous

Mike is fake news! Justice for Rich Evans!

Anonymous

Mike's idea would've been way better! By the way, at the moment on the RLM website it's just an image not the video embedded!

Robert Daniel Pickard

I'm confused. If ROSW-Palpatine was a clone, who is he a clone of? Was the ROTJ-Palpatine the 'original'? Was there an 'original' or are all the Palpatines simulacra with no original? Is Star Was secretly a postmodernist manifesto? So confused.

Anonymous

I cant imagine someone saying this and not wearing a tin foil hat

Anonymous

Maybe he tried, but only got a bunch of Snokes. "Close enough."