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Pathetic Man-Child Destroys 2,387 Vintage Star Wars Figures (Patreon)

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2019-02-10 19:03:46
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2021-03

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Pathetic Man-Child Destroys 2,387 Vintage Star Wars Figures

This is the first video of hopefully many more throughout 2019. A Pathetic Man-Child attempts to destroy all the vintage Star Wars figures he can. He does this to help him cope with the terrible, awful, painful place Star Wars has gone. Will it help him? No.

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Sputnik34

You won't believe what happens next

Anonymous

this is fine

Anonymous

i've been waiting for this one! i love this on 2,389 different levels.

Anonymous

Very cool

Anonymous

sponsored by Klean Strip®

Anonymous

I love you guys so much. I work at a comic shop and everyone is obsessed and defensively touchy over Star Wars. This video was therapeutic.

William Sircin

Looks like fun. If only whole movies could be dissolved in acetone...I would love to see Solo turned into a giant sticky grayish brick.

Anonymous

This is the content I pay you actual real money for

Anonymous

This is nightmarish. This is the exact opposite of the pervy ASMR vids I like to fall asleep to.

Anonymous

I felt a disturbance in The Force... as if 2,387 vintage Star Wars figures cried out in terror.

Anonymous

jesus christ lmaooo

Anonymous

*logs into Twitter with oversized bag of popcorn and waits*

Anonymous

Suddenly I want to watch Toy Story 3

Marvin Falz

I don't feel anything. I can't understand it. If I were human there can be love? (I don't know what that means, either.)

Anonymous

IS THIS MELTED STAR WARS TANK REPLACING THE NUKIE COLLECTION?

Anonymous

Where do you get all these figures? Are they sent in? Do you buy off eBay? Do you send Rich out every weekend to garage sales to just look for Star Wars vintage figures.

Christian Dannie Storgaard

May I recommend you spread this cube out to a thinner one, laminate it and turn it into a lovely coffee table / conversation piece?

Anonymous

very cool

Anonymous

I gave it a good Darth Vader "NOOOOOOO!"

Bort Ward

If Red Letter Media can't drink it, they melt it.

Twisted Wishes

They should save this goop and use it to construct the next Wheel of the Worst when the current one is inevitably destroyed.

Anonymous

This is why you get the big patreon bucks

Poo In An Alleyway

This is so sad. Alexa, order 5,000 Star Wars action figures, ship to Red Letter Media, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Anonymous

Love it! I have one of those cloaked, black-clad Lukes around here someplace. Just curious - where did you guys dump the, uh, slurry?

Anonymous

Goodbye, old friends.

Michael Matzat

I feel disappointed that its not a real meltdown but just a loose distraction. You can to better pathetic man-child, you can do better.

Anonymous

That was awesome thanks guys

Anonymous

That’s not a cube, you frauds! This is what my $5 gets me? Catharsis? Well, okay then.

Anonymous

THE FORCE ... is acetone.

Anonymous
>>19750220

"It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together into a cube."

Anonymous

Droopy McCool is now just Droopy McPlastic :( (also: Meltman! With the power to... melt!)

Anonymous

how do you dispose of the acetone

Anonymous

 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of man-child voices suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced.

Anonymous

So many greedy eBay sellers all over the world, just shit themselves and fainted.

Anonymous

NOT PRUNEFACE!

Anonymous

Damnit, I need some of those guys!

Anonymous

Where did you get all those figures? Are Vintage Star Wars toys really that ubiquitous?

Anonymous

Oh the smell...

Anonymous

This is incredibly satisfying, but for fucksake, invest in some PPE if you’re going to make a large volume of carcinogenic gases

Anonymous

Did you really count all these figures?

Anonymous
>>19758952

Every time they melt or burn something I hope they're wearing masks off camera to stay safe! Those gases are no joke.

Twit In A Hat
>>19748985

Yeah, they completely melted <i>The Jar</i>, so they're clearly capable. They're losing their touch.

Twit In A Hat

Why acetone over some other solvent? I guess sulphuric acid would be a bit much. (But seriously, why acetone?)

Anonymous
>>19762874

It's ideal for melting plastics like that. I use it occasionally in 3D printing for the same reason.

Toby Griffiths

Guys... Aladdin trailer. Go.

Anonymous

Please do this again, but with Funko Pops.

Kendel Fargo

This is a great way to start purging Star Wars from the parents basement of my heart. Thanks guys!

Anonymous

I loved this video with all of my heart. Thank you.

Anonymous

i don’t recall Marie Kondo giving this advice.

Anonymous

"I, I, I, I, I, I consume the lifeless moments of shadows..."