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Scientist Man's Plan to Save Star Wars

http://www.redlettermedia.com He's back! Scientist Man is hired to help save Star Wars™. He uses logic, economics, marketing and math in order to come up with an idea so radical that it just might save the soon-to-be bankrupt franchise.

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Anonymous

After wholly fixing the Terminator universe's timeline, Scientist Man is SW's only hope!

Anonymous

The math is wrong but the idea is not entirely stupid...scarily.

Anonymous

Variety is reporting that Scientist Man has been announced as Kathleen Kennedy’s successor as head of LucasFilm.

Anonymous

Help me Scientist Man, you're my only hope!

Chris Huston

"Or they could just make a good movie." "I'm afraid that's not an option." XD

Sarah Low

popcornS???

Anonymous

why not do an obiwan movie, then put boba fett in as a secondary villain in the solo 2 as an unrelenting force competing with han for jabba's favor? end it with han getting one over on boba further cementing their rivalry.

Anonymous

Could scientist man be a young Mr Plinkett

Anonymous

To quote a wise man.. "They could just make a good movie." Oh Rich Evans, you poor deluded fool.

Anonymous

Am I the only one who got digital artifacts when those other two guys are on the screen? Is it due to black tshirts/cap on black background? Was it deliberate?

Michael Matzat

100$ for a movie ticket?! Since when have these gotten that cheap?!

Marvin Falz

Yes, Disney! Make Star Wars an exclusive event for paying customers only, and spare us the constant noise in the media. Or actually make a good movie, so that the mass of YouTubers don't have any more food for videos where they go on and on about feminism, genderism, diversity and so on. Actually, make Star Wars so exclusively exclusive that I won't have to ever hear about it again, with the exception of RLMs take on Star Wars.

Anonymous

Where i live a ticket is fucking 20 dollars

Anonymous

Highly recommend reading these two articles by an analyst and former studio executive if you want to know more about box office profits. They're very short and accessible yet informative. <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2016/04/06/was-the-400-million-warner-bros-paid-for-batman-v-superman-a-good-investment/1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2016/04/06/was-the-400-million-warner-bros-paid-for-batman-v-superman-a-good-investment/1</a> <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2017/11/20/warner-bros-faces-a-possible-50m-to-100m-loss-on-justice-league/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2017/11/20/warner-bros-faces-a-possible-50m-to-100m-loss-on-justice-league/</a>#9f60a95d8be2

Anonymous

Princess Leia movie. She is literally a Disney Princess now...what's the hold up?

Anonymous

As usual, scientist man kinda has a point. I think Disney could actually do this but just for people to see the new Star Wars movies before everyone else; like a pre-wide release premium. Make it invite only to like people who go to those stupid Star Wars celebration conventions and charge $175 bucks to see the movie like a month before the actual release date. The ticket includes a jar jar binks salad spinner and an Q and A with Chewbacca's wig designer.

Steve

Which "Game of Thrones" actress should be the lead? Emilia Clarke hasn't done well with her choices -- Terminator Genisys and Solo. Maybe Alicia Vikander? Did her Laura Croft film do well?

Top Hat Monkey

Hullo! A week with no new content??!!1! I'm going through withdrawal here. Throw us a frickin' bone here!

Anonymous

Wtf I got a message that there was a Jurassic world fallen kingdom review and it’s not here!

Anonymous

Your fallen Kingdom Review has been marked as spam? What The Faaart?

Michael Matzat

Its working now. And it got blocked for all the right reasons. :D :D :D <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54Ex2XXPWo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54Ex2XXPWo</a>

Michael Matzat

Its back. And it got blocked for all the right reasons. :D :D :D <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54Ex2XXPWo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54Ex2XXPWo</a>

Anonymous

Why has Jay got a black spider crawling on his right shoulder?