Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #28 (Patreon)

Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #28

Rich Evans™ and his "friends" Mike, Jay and Jack embark on an adventure like no other (except for 27 other adventures) discover the magic of the Wheel of the Worst! The wheel is spun thrice for these human mice. Experimenting with how much the human mind can endure by watching manure. These four brave men tempt fate by selecting three tapes, not knowing what horrors await... So listen up dummies, our building gets hot in the summer. Real hot. It's also freezing cold in the winter, but that's besides the point. It was a hot day. Stuffy and smelled like balls. Yet we managed to suffer for you the audience. These tapes were not the best, but something rather special happens at the end of this episode. Believe it if you will. Or don't we don't care. We witnessed a miracle before our very sweaty eyes. Rich Evans has a gift, damn it! But what was this feat of amazement performed by one Richard T. Evans? Don't skip to the end to find out you shitheads. Watch the whole thing as it needs to be set up properly. You'll never be more impressed with the ending to a YouTube video! Now, to speak on a topic unrelated to this vadio. Jay Bauman is running his own pseudo-medical practice on the dark web. He calls it a "consultation therapy business" he gets paid in Vlemmo and PayGal (dark web currencies) or gets paid in cypto called SatanCoin. Unaware crypto is no longer a thing, Bauman foolishly still accepts payment in this form for his "Services". What a clown! He's made hundreds of millions of dollars with nothing but a folding chable and a K-Mart photo background. He'll rub your skull and send good vibes from your neck down to your spine (or loins) I'm still unsure of what he's doing in that dungeon, but I plan to find out! I've enlisted the help of my grandma. She's 104, but she's down to help me investigate. I've set her up with an account on the dark web (GrandmaLuv48324) and she's emailed Dark Bauman. Bauman responded and said that he'll rub her skull till she Benjamin Buttons all over his tarp (whatever that means) Dark Bauman claims to have powers. He claims to know how to massage your skull bones to make you smarter, younger, more successful, or to enjoy Star Wars Acolyte. I doubt these powers of his, but I'm willing to risk my dear Nana's life on it. It he presses too hard on her old skull and kills her then I'll sue him and he'll be forced to pay me cash money via Vlemmo (Ha! A company I made so I also receive the commission fee!) this plan is perfect.