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Chris B

First lol I have breg aids

Gus Donnelly

Yo just what I need on a Monday fuck my dick fell off

ghoullio jr

Can I have a grog boss?

Anonymous

BITCHESSSSSS

Anonymous

Bruuuh

Holden

thumbnail is just the same fella copy pasted you cant fool me

Gus Donnelly

I get muthafuckin 3 mb down on a good day I’m a peasant

ghoullio jr

I vote yes rich people deserve to die

Anonymous

i genuinely look forward to these so much each week i love u

Jayden

You fellas should look at the "We're Not Really Strangers" card game. It's basically a deck of conversational topics/questions that are categorized by increasingly "difficulty"...some prompts might be a little advanced for a bunch of socially inept millienial white dudes who've been chronically online since before half of their fans were even born, but hey! the writing crew seems like they could use the break next week anyways! jk ~ i think a lot of us like the pseudo-philosophy and half-baked musing on your life experiences rather than just an hour 15 briefly going over a few random current events. Either way, you have our $5 and we will watch. Looking forward to next week's drop brothers

Camsea

two days in a row nice and epic!

Camsea

you should do a cold ones with darcy and scott to promote this podcast

maddie springer

when saying this i mean no offense but maxwell kinda looks like a pug

Bearnaise

Always a good day when it’s a sober podcast kinda day

Anonymous

darcy🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Anonymous

came here after watching mr beast give water to kenyans and this podcast is way more impactful

Simon Edwards

I was at high school from 2000 - 2005 and we downloaded the Age of Empires 1 demo to play in the library. (AOEII demo didn't work, because it required a restart and that would delete it from your account)

Anonymous

These podcasts are so fucking entertaining and Darcy is so unintentionally fucking funny omds

shittany

these podcasts give me something to look forward to, loving all the content 🥰

Tate McGrath

brah i just literally fucked my back out proper popped out a disc and this really has saved my night was in hospital from 9pm to 2:30am small town things they loaded me

Danny

This is genuinely the thing that keeps me coming back to patreon its so good

Hugh Phardid

I live in the boonies in Iowa, literally surrounded by corn, and I have fiber internet lol

Jack Noire

We should send the rich to the bottom of the ocean to die

Katzy

Shoutouts to San Andreas multiplayer! I had a gang of people I played with on a "Cops N Robbers" server, we were menaces but the server owner thought we were funny so he let us terrorize the server. You could type /rob (player) and steal about 25% of other players money, we would do /dance or /lay emotes on the hood of a car, as the animations glued you to the hood, then we would do /rob drive bys on unsuspecting players and real estate auctions, disrupting most of the wealth on the server. When we started robbing banks (one player hits the bank and cop players roll up blasting and we gotta defend our boy) we found the most efficient way was escaping by helicopter, and I'll never forget a dude named "The Red Baron" who was a cop player who flew a biplane would chase us down. A couple times the cops even used /dance on the wings of the biplane so they could act as turrets to chase us. It was an incredible game.

Chris B

i live on an island in canada where the rich people died on the sub and i hav fiber

Anonymous

Psst u guys should play the binding of isacc game max got for the patreon

Tyler McAuliffe

I can't believe Max finally showed his dick on camera

Anonymous

i stg i think im binging all of cold ones podcasts only because I think max is attractive

Anonymous

Dam i be working with 900 up 900 down and my girl still complaining about slow internet.

Anonymous

Yeah I feel like almost anywhere in usa you can get like 800 speeds even in the dessert, the lines run all over to connect states

Anonymous

who up maxin they chad

danklet

Bruh someone at my high school installed halo on the shared drive that we used for class files and projects and stuff. Best time ever when everyone hopped on a LAN lobby

Pedro Rodriguez

I remember back in highscool someone thought it was a good idea to bring there xbox that was then thrown of the second story balcony.

Anonymous

Born in 95 here and we used floppy discs in elementary. Mainly for saving mothers days cards and stuff like that.

James M

I live on a station in rural South Australia and we just got starlink and its fucking insanely good. its like $1000 install and $170 a month for unlimited but its 300mb down and like 150mb through ethernet. but we have the one starlink dishes connection split to wifi routers across the main area of the station so and my house I currently get 62mb down and 42mb up because the splitter we have can only split it evenly and not give us priority even though the rest of the station doesn't need much. TLDR: starlink is 1000000% better then any other internet service for rural communities but is bad if you live close enough for fibre optic internet

Rowan Bean

man I love Chad's stories, he always tells them so well too

Jigarjeet

For first 5 min I was like "why are they talking about ass bath and what the fuck is that" ?

Anonymous

funny how the say its an ice bath outside, where i am rn its 110f, the ground is fire and every living form is liquid

Xiax4

Darcy is such a normal person compared to the other blokes

Edweeine

Darcy where is the breakfast update mate?

randomguy

we need more sober! and a breakfast update.

Anonymous

i just payed 5 dollars for this, i wanted to see chads asshole and this isn’t chads asshole 👎😡

Anonymous

Space bus wanker

Elly May

give 2 hr sober! ill cum

António Vieira

God damn chad takin lessons from mfukin David Hasselhoff

jim

chad straight capping about the ice bath brotha