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im eatin wet soil! 


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Tunskit

Love to see my boys drinking grog

Sam Tannen

Yo this vid made me put vodka in my eyes

CRIZZZY

Y’all are some goofy goobers

NENNA

u better not be eatin wet soil!!!

Miek

Yummy soil!

Joshua Ramsey

I love your guys content keep doing what you do best

Jesse

As an American we also say security camera not surveillance camera Darcy is tripping

samantha harrington

Max had me dying at the end. Fucking hilarious.

parker

thank you for posting extended fast :pray:

angeMODELO

12:44 as an American, that was a great answer 😂

Cody

Darcy is a pussy

Herr Schnitzel

yooo i collect those mugs (The barrister is my favorite)

Veronica Ellis

This video was so fucked! Keep up the good work 👏🏼

Rebellion Collectibles

Why do you only carry tiny baby t shirts for pussies, when you get 8x (xxxxxxxxl) for real men I’ll buy one.

Solo Dolo

Darcy you suckk

my nam a geoff (edited)

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2023-12-23 02:11:13 Darcy is a pussy
2023-12-23 02:11:13 Darcy is a pussy
2023-06-18 09:07:20 Darcy is a pussy

Darcy is a pussy

Liam Davies

Bats are mammals not marsupials

Bananaba Mes

i would love a painting of max at the end in a hospital bed like markiplier but the hat is his breathing tube

Cats On My Lawn

love your grandies. visit them. dont need to say anything, be there with em, meet their friends, please

Nav

Darcy you're a pussy mate

Amber

Darcy is a big pussy boy

Jackie Butler

I did a shot of stroh off a shotski the day I got married. The party was great, I don't remember much after that though.

Taunotynnyri

darcy is a huge pussy

Ensalada

the amount of times max said "fuck you darcy" is hilarious 🤣

datnod

darcy is a pussyboi

Sporremaster

Darcy might be the biggest pussy boi

Micah

i promise this is said with so much love, but i have never seen two grown men struggle this much with understanding basic games before

3liott ☠

i could watch them do fucked up impressions for hourss ALSO darcy is a giant pussy boi

cheri

never seen a bigger pussyboi than darcy

FuzzyTriangles

I know most of you guys are saying you'd gladly take that Stroh 80 shot and Darcy is a pussy.. Now while I do agree that he probably shoulda just done it, you guys have no idea how brutal 75+ percent is. If it weren't being recorded, I would pussy out of that shot. And I'm a full on alcoholic. Edit: Dylan is an absolute legend. <3

BlackSeaTuner

Your a sick cunt jess, enjoy that soil

Paisley+Matt

I really love the timestamps added in there

James Glover

May I have some damp dirt please

Karoliath

Darcy is so unsympathetic lol

maddie springer

my heart gave out and i went into cardiac arrest because darcy didn’t take the shot

rugrat

you could see how tight max and chads buttholes were during that tetris game in their eyes

ali_yayaya

astaghfirullah 🙏

Yosh

Darcy such a pussy boi

Tauric

I cant lie the drinking game videos are always really good, I think max and chad work best when they're competing especially when the games are super complicated

JDoawp

Marsupials are mammals you daft cunt

Brandon Schmidt

Darcy is a little bitch pussy boi

Isaac Andrews

Fuck you Darcy, you pussy boi

Jake

Can you guys do a interview of Josh wolf

Jordin

I like how chad knows bats are marsupials but not that marsupials are mammals lol

steph anie

darcy is a pussy boy but an attractive pussy boy so it evens out

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

Leave darcy alone you drunk cheating fucks!

local

Darcy you pussy boy

zeemo_beebo

i do not stand for this darcy abuse!!!!!

Jacob Petty

The burp after chad smashes max’s mug has me in stitches I’ve watched it 7 times over

rugrat

darcy is a professional moron herder lmao

Xiax4

smosh is back btw

JBill

Darcy needs to stop being so wet! Good vid all.

Jack Noire

Darcy is a giant pussy boy for not drinking the stroh

Mr Riich

Darcy bad, Drink shot good.

Dylan Burton

Darcy is a giant pussy boy for not drinking the stroh

Adora

1. I think it's funny Darcy had to explain rules to drunk idiots with low attention span. 2. Darcy is a giant pussy boy for pussylike behavior.

Cody Thomas

Im gonna tell my mum that yall made Darcy drink antifreeze against her will (she is canon trans )

Kaptain Kole

Darcy is a GIANT PUSSY BOY. But fr, much love to yall

Xiax4

random fan was a vibe bring him on lmao

Xiax4

chad gets done dirty, bro was tanking them punishments even if not deserved. common chad W as tiktok would say

Mksir31 Adam

Darcy is giant pussy boi

danklet

Darcy is a giant pussy boi

the big dog

bats are a mammal but i like that no one in the room knew that

Steven

PROPS TO JESS FOR THE EDIT - MADE US LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF MULTIPLE TIMES

J Lyle

Imagine your bosses are hardcore trying to get you to drink at work and you’re like nah

Jacob Jawz

Darcy is a giant pussy boi !

Victor Franco

Darcy = cheating dog cunt

Emily Drotos

darcy is a cheating pussy boy

Toroloco11 _

Darcy's a giant pussy boi

Vee_F

Darcy's a giant pussy boi

Joe

Darcy is a giant pussy boi

Luke Taylor

Darcy is a big hair pussy boi

hampus lind

Darcy is a giant pussy boi

Daniel Kibilko

Darcy is a giant puusy boi. He should do a shot of grain alcohol like me

Torjus

darcey is a fuckin pus pus

Jordan Myers

Darcy’s a giant pussy boi

Hiro & Squid

My god Darcy is a giant pussy boi

Cumet

Darcy's a giant pussy boi

D.K. U.

Pussy lips

Garnett Smith

Darcy's a big fat pussy

jocelyn gores

damn darcy got roasted this episode

floor (edited)

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2023-08-08 18:44:35 darcy is a babe &lt;3
2023-08-05 11:07:45 darcy is a babe <3

darcy is a babe <3

Natonic

darcy is a giant bussyboy

TonyBanner

Darcy is a giant pussyboy

Jakub Dabrowski

My male dog's mating partner is less of a bitch then Darcy.

Noah Gunnink

Darcy is definitely a giant pussy boy

Squido

Fuck Darcy, fkn pussy

challison

darcy is a pussy boy

jocelyn gores

w darcy for not giving into peer pressure tbh

Joe Duffy

Darcy is a massive pussy, just drink the first shot bro

Damian Stoll

Darcy is a massive fucking pussy

randomguy

darcy is a chill guy but he was a pussy here lol, he over exaggerated how much they cheated 💀💀

Squishyshit

I love yitties 🗣️

Savanna

Hate to break it to you but bats are in fact not marsupials

Andrew Kelly

Darcy is the biggest pussy in the crew for that shit lmao

J Lyle

Your face is the biggest pussy on this patreon page for that shit lmao

Max

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Preston Gloria (edited)

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2024-05-26 21:06:05 darcy is a pussy boy
2024-05-26 21:06:05 darcy is a pussy boy
2024-05-26 21:06:05 darcy is a pussy boy
2024-05-26 21:06:05 darcy is a pussy boy
2024-05-26 21:06:05 darcy is a pussy boy
2024-05-26 21:06:05 darcy is a pussy boy
2024-05-25 02:16:05 darcy is a pussy boy

darcy is a pussy boy

Bellathekid

darcy is a pussy boy