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❌ SOBER EP #7 - One Gotta Go (Patreon)

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2023-05-17 23:10:37
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You had Chinese for Breakfast? 

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Anonymous

Take a screenshot of this comment and have them read it next episode: jizzy

Kenjoda

Love eating chinese people <3

Anonymous

“Darcy’s gotta go bro” - Some 12 year old probably

Anonymous

Only have this shit for them 😂

Rhyaano

Grog better be at first choice soon breh

Anonymous

I am beating on a can of carburetor cleaner with a screwdriver

Anonymous

Just chilling drinking a beer after work

Tina

Scott I’m working from home so I’m blocking out my calendar and watching the pod

Pugz

counting dollar brits pounds

Anonymous

I’m on forklift

Gus Donnelly

Right now I’m in an office working hard for the corporate and government overlords

Anonymous

Playing csgo

Anonymous

Just waking up having a coffee

Anonymous

About to sleep but now less so..

Anonymous

I’m working in a warehouse

Squiddy

I'm drawing busty furry commissions thanks for asking

Anonymous

If you squint max's mic looks like he has a goatee

Moefuca

Folding clothes

Malcolm Bean

I am slaving my life away at the corporate grocery store, for pennies an hour.

Anonymous

making game trailers

Anonymous

Workin 🤮

Sage

On the phone with Centrelink and having some Sultana Bran.

Bearnaise

About to sew the hem on my jeans and yes airlines have gone to shit, they also CRACKED one side of my suitcase last time?? which was somewhat impressive I suppose

Nicolai

im playing rocket league

Anonymous

bout to sleep, and you should def do a Patreon movie night. Frodo has gaids Ayt imma head out boys

Anonymous

Enjoying life with your guys videos.

Anonymous

man i just made a smoothie

Jarod Scanlon

Welding (backbone of the economy)

Iggy

Ate something off, on the throne

Anonymous

I'm sitting in my car, boys

Anonymous

smoking the forbidden wizard weed

Isaiel

Jailbreak the ps5 man and you can play all the games you want for free

Holden

m on the highway beer in 1 hand podcast on the dash lifes good mate

massivechegghere

Just driving to the local servo to get a drink Scott i have aids

ivan

work on break

Xander

im eating loaded fries

Anonymous

I’m working; not on break Life is good Also, ending pod with chad saying he won’t pay the ticket Iconic, relatable. Love you guys 🤘

MyNameaBeans

Chad pay your parking tickets

Mya Butler

Chinese checkers

Anonymous

Eating a pop tart at 11pm when I have work at 6:30am

Colby Jones

Cleaning da house

Colby Jones

One gotta go: 1. As seen on TV vids 2. Shark tank vids 3. Small vs Big vid

Chris B

you guys are lucky ive had tears of the kingdom to distract me for the past 10 days

Lauren Jeffers

Sleeping on the golden apple

Riley Hemburrow

Quit vaping at crown ya munyaks, nah I do the same dw

Howl

Am taking a shit

ButterOnMySteak

I am drinking margarita after long 13 hour shift. I am mad that I am not aussie and rich like you.

Anonymous

not driving am bonging with ice cream

Tanner

Chemotherapy baby!! Round 28!

Anonymous

DUDE AIRLINES NOW SUCK ASS! My mate got their luggage lost with expensive equipment and irreplaceable shit with virgin airlines

Oliver Williams

ai works like this: there is a transformer that has acsess to everything at the world when they made it, paying alot of money, like 100s of millions for everything ever and when u go to talk to it in consults the transformer saying like "what dis mean" and it looks at all the shit in the transformer and puts toether what it thinks that means refrencing all the in transformer. so yeah. im bonged so take with a grain of salt :)

Anonymous

Bro once ai or someone builds robots and it learns and understands feels we are all fucked it would be some Detroit become human shit. Or even Astro boy (Darcy that’s a good movie so watch it)

Anonymous

We should just make a movie list for Darcy at this point

Anonymous

chad is gay

massivechegghere

Update from last comment still driving now listening whilst recalibrating a cars radar

Bowdo

How can I listen to this with my phone screen off? You should upload this to YouTube unlisted so I can listen.

Sebbe Loré

Cold ones should never talk about big topics like inflation. Since no none of you ever read😂

Nella

long comment while driving

Sage

30 minutes in, I'd say get rid of "let him cook". it's one of the less good memes. I like when people say "who let bro cook" but the "let him" context ain't funny imo. the shrimp one is good too.

Anonymous

'a really long comment' but I'm sitting in my room and not driving

Jaykie Lowe

Bruh where the mf cast button 😤

Anonymous

Waiting in the hospital. Appropriate place to watch this

UselessMeatshield

what I learned from having to manage this crap occasionally: Genuine advice regarding tradies/contractors: -Don't hire a handyman for anything you couldn't do yourself -Don't use airtasker unless you wish to babysit -Actual trades have put up their prices by anywhere from double to triple in North QLD since COVID. (Don't know what the situation is in Melbourne)... This has given rise to lots of people who aren't necessarily good/qualified/trained to take jobs on due to demand being so high. This is due to a multitude of reasons - including materials being ridiculously expensive. -Spend the few extra hours to look for the right tradies - be clear with what you want when you find them - but don't be pernickety. With demand being so high if they get sick of you they will just put your job off till later, or rush it. -Find a tradie you trust and who does a good job - ask them who they use for the other trades. (doesn't always work but if they work together it can really help)

Matthew Lowe

I am currently walking back to my room after completing my stats final

shittany

I am sitting at work doing nothing but listening to this… usually what I do when y’all upload😇

Leon Romeo

what the fuck is crungbin

Leon Romeo

AI and the great reset are examples of fear mongering and nothing will happen other than false saviors using these fake scenarios as a way to take our trust and power. false saviors are making up scenarios that seem way too out of our control so that we feel like we are left with no choice but to put our full trust and unconditional faith in someone or some group who seem like they have it figured out and we lose all our individual power and freedom that way. this is how powerful groups have retained their power for thousands of years. or something like that

cooleyeking

I am running Icecrown Citadel for the Invincible mount drop while listening to this in the background.

Leon Romeo
>>108797968

at this point it’s just safe to assume that everything is fear mongering. apocalyptic prophecies have constantly been made through all points in history and we’re still here. they all result in the masses surrendering their freedom and power for the sake of some smart guy who says he has a plan and that we need to listen to them to have a chance at surviving

Micah

darcy needs to watch ex machina its about ai and he might like the dance sequence

Creamy clary

I’m sitting at work trying not to let the fog take me because I took some Benadryl

Anonymous

Finally, frog in a pot returns

Creamy clary

I Need a frog in a pot shirt

Kari Kalliojärvi

I'm having a fucking ham sandwich with some water from the tap

Anonymous

eat oatmeal

Grim

i just got off from work, gonna crack a beer and play some new zelda

Fae Petersen

I'm folding laundry

Lucas Graham

Hey chad guess what, in canada its 7.50 a month cause of our taxesl. instead of the 4.99

Anonymous

On my lunch break and eating a burger

Ava Adams

70° out, sitting in the Taco Bell parking lot after work 😎

Binko

Chad I want to say fuck you for teasing us with the joji cold ones ep that’ll never happen, but also ily

Anonymous

I am driving. I just took a left turn going at about 10 mph. Now im on the main road and I can't

Creamy clary

Was driving and about to answer all those questions but then I got into a car accident and lost booth my legs 🫤

Anonymous

eating nuts

Josh Pedrana

You guys should set up a thing so this can go on a podcast app 👍 I wanna listen at work but you can't lock your phone and keep the video going or download it

Bl4ke

parents getting divorced

Anonymous

im watching the podcast

Anonymous

Nah fr airports suck

Jken

Wait….there’s a $10 Patreon? 😂

cross hair

ill be the australian dad here for a second, the correct name for a wrench is spanner, the correct name for a socket wrench is ratchet, an adjustable wrench is called a shifter, the only wrench in australia is a stillson wrench witch is called a monkey wrench in the usa. sorry for the preaching but yeah looks kinda wack when australians use the american tool names its like calling softdrink pop or the boot of a car a trunk

Marwa Benzou

1:26 - sucking on caprisun

Anonymous

this mf got a welcome home pin

Anonymous

Cooking omelette

Anonymous

darcy should play runescape

zeemo_beebo

high off an edible smoking a dart in bed lol

Derek Zeidler

Get Zillakami and shoot rocket launchers with him

ChefCornChip

At work taking the hardest poo of my life (I hope I dont clog the toilet again)

Anonymous

i am currently eating three large slices of buttered bread my mother made for last night dinner.

Anonymous

Duplicating diamonds in tears of the kingdom

Anonymous

One gotta go: foot, leg, hand

zeemo_beebo

pls cold ones weed episode

zeemo_beebo

i wanna see max slurp the bong

Anonymous

Trying not to die of tree pollen allergies atm 🤧

Jack Smart

I would like to be buried at the farm when I die

Northstar L.J.

Sober ?? Wtf is this garbage boys???

Lorelei Mallon

Atm eating Chinese on lunch break

Kyra

picked up a shift at work and waiting for it to start eating a sammy

Kyra

chad hate to break it to ya but the mcds water is just tap water brother used to work there

Johachim Gulstad

One gotta go: America, Europe or Asia

Anonymous

hello cold ones i am driving right now in texas and i would like to honour your wished and write a long comment. there’s a lot of shrubs and bushes and horses and cattle and also desert land. i think a horse earlier looked at me strangely. i can’t tell if most of these properties are occupied or if there’s just freeballing free roaming animals chilling. this is a rental car so i don’t think it would be good if i crashed it, but i guess that’s what the 34 dollar a day insurance is for. there’s a church coming up, i think i’ll repent about my texting whilst driving sins there.

Noah Rood

im eating meatloaf, I just sliced a quarter of the meatloaf, and I mixed my sweet corn with my mashed potates in front of my high end monitor and high end gaming computer with a $5 speaker

Anonymous

slime rancher

Anonymous

I’m trying to sleep, keep it down

Anonymous

Bruh I be workin at Wendy’s listening

Adam

Fuck parking tickets

Northstar L.J.
>>108968528

Fuck tx Midwest is best we are strong the ice and snow makes us that way ya Cactus licking jalapeño eater. Minnesota is better.

Anonymous

Eatin some lunch, drinkin some coffee, listening to the cold ones pod 🐸

Anonymous

Somebody tell me where Darcy got his jacket!! Or the patches on it. Why is there the Home from Welcome Home?!

coldones
>>109026338

https://shirtz.cool/collections/play-outside/products/the-camp-cool-gilet USE CODE COLDONES! ! !

Anonymous

driving my 11 year old nephew to school and crossing an extra icy bridge

Anonymous

I’m in my truck picking up bins bro. Yeah I’m a trucker and I game

Anonymous

Turned in my last ever college assignment and now taking a shit

Anonymous

Darci needa play oldschool runescape

ace

on animal crossing if u miss a day or like a celebration u can just go into settings and go back a few days. i aways do that when i miss christmas or halloween stuff

Anonymous

eating pineapple

Anonymous

Good vid. Also, can we see darcy’s reaction to the lotr movies. Drink every time the hobbits get fruity🥴 Take a shot when someone smokes sum of that Chinese shit Frodo has gaids

Anonymous

in bed cuz its night

Anonymous

making a mob farm on modded minecraft rn while watching this

SwankNebula69

Holy fuck Scotts reaction to the parking tickets at the end was funny.

Anonymous

smoking a fat j and working

Anonymous

Making a rug!

Spaghetti Man

I almost exclusively watch these Patreon vids while taking a shit, thanks for asking Scott!

Anonymous

Laying down with wet hair

Anonymous

Perfect game fore darci: farming simulator

Cameron Patmore

At work processing fraud cases

Anonymous

Who up wonking they willy rn?

Anonymous

ADHD vibes from Darcy’s movie taste, coz I relate

jaydenburton

Being discussed in my self because I watched all 7 episodes of this in one day instead of something productive

Anonymous

Im Smoking my weed rn thank you for asking

Tallon Spencer

I'm camo hunting in BO4 zombies

Savanna (edited)

Comment edits

2023-05-31 02:02:16 It makes sense that Darcy is not really liking stardew right now but I think if he sticks with it he’ll find that it’s fun. Compared to sims, animal crossing, Minecraft, &amp; terraria it’s the game that I find the most fun over time/the more you get used to it 🙂 but I also use a handbook and have to look up things sometimes.
2023-05-30 22:20:31 It makes sense that Darcy is not really liking stardew right now but I think if he sticks with it he’ll find that it’s fun. Compared to sims, animal crossing, Minecraft, & terraria it’s the game that I find the most fun over time/the more you get used to it 🙂 but I also use a handbook and have to look up things sometimes.

It makes sense that Darcy is not really liking stardew right now but I think if he sticks with it he’ll find that it’s fun. Compared to sims, animal crossing, Minecraft, & terraria it’s the game that I find the most fun over time/the more you get used to it 🙂 but I also use a handbook and have to look up things sometimes.

Anonymous

At gym

Anonymous

But did they pay the parking tickets

Anonymous

i am taking a shit about to jack off and then shower

Anonymous

10 seconds into the vid and Darcy already made me laugh, this should be a good one 🫶🏼

Northstar L.J.

I know what Has to go sober podcast what is this shit

Anonymous

Delivering mail

Anonymous

Im driving home from work currently

Jim Jinkelman

i am walking to kitchen to eat and get pizza roll

Corn_4

I am currently not driving but i am at work and definitely not slacking off

Anonymous

I am watching a Cold Ones podcast

Anonymous

I’m at work and this is the only thing pulling through the shift

Phoebe

im eating burger

Anonymous

i am on my 3rd beer and feelin pretty fruity after hitting my cart/vape pen😙

Anonymous

I’m currently driving home from the liquor store, and thanks to this podcast I have 5 less dollars to spend on grog

Anonymous

you guys need to do movie night!!

Pedro Diaz

Im driving home my 4 kids drunk as hell (18,14,5,newborn) and have my youngest in the front with me listening to your podcast!!

Pedro Diaz
>>111338779

I forgot I dont have kids anymore. (They all died from the previous accident)

Nata

I am driving, pissing, shitting and cumming.

Anonymous

Im driving pissing drinking and cooming rn. got my newborn beside me (ive been forcefeeding him mushrooms because i saw a tiktok).

Coconuts

The parking tickets ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Anonymous

My favourite thing is Max looking like an 8 year old in his little chair while explaining the stages of AI

randomguy

💀💀what way to end the podcast

HookSniffer

editing a youtube video of me trying out a gamersupps :)

Imogen

cold ones stardew valley group lets play when?

Anonymous

I on the bus rn and im very keen for cricket 3

Anonymous

I am fucking doing beer and weed and playing legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom, Scott.

Anonymous

Im playing spongebob rehydrated. I like peaches

Anonymous

I am riding my bike downhill at rapid speeds on my way to work, loved seeing max go darkside when they started talking about pokemon

Anonymous

gooning

J Lyle

Does anyone know her name?

J Lyle
>>123839702

I go to pornhub for my cooking tips I’m switching it up

jigmini

im putting lotion on my dick

Enderman

Im sitting in the back of my moms car rosa parks style