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Chad will never die while filming Cold Ones. 

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Lauren Jeffers

Thank godā¤ļøšŸ™šŸ»

Adam

bruh

Tyler

No shit heā€™s not going to die. Heā€™s a CHAD!

shittany

Loving these!! Thank you!!

Aiden Dekker

Helpin a brotha get through the weekšŸ«”

Chloe Huffman

Live Laugh Love? More like Frog In A PotšŸ¤©

Random crap daily Ayy!

Was just looking at the channelā€¦ wondering when the next episode comes out

Anonymous

epic rap battles of historyā€¦ darcy versus an air conditioner

chris Ridley

The little guy on Chad's chain will probably be St Christopher

Anonymous

Appreciate the new content lads, Getting my value for money!

Bailey Madden

I would love to see a podcast with a brick wall as the guest

Anonymous

Respect to Chad for getting a healthier life style just donā€™t turn into an Andrew Tate Typ

Anonymous

Love it

Hayden Twiselton

When they were talking about events and being a sponsor I instantly about a coldones V8 supercars

Jack Reese

great addition to the brand

Big Nut

Love to see Darcys in this one.

3liott ā˜ 

what about frog on the floor??

Aidan Criddle

You guys need to get those little liquid iv pouches that you put into water. They are the best fucking thing to drink before you get fucked up. IT HELPS SO FUCKING MUCH YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE. But how's it going?

eddy manavado

I'm glad Tom was able to help with Chads health.

Anonymous

chad's in his middle aged mom on tiktok era

Jack Noire

joji frogg

spacekittti

No not the frogs pls

Liam P

I love Trometh please bring him back

Kyra

honestly loving the sober times as much as i love watching yall get fucked on the show its such a chill vibe. watched this before getting blood work done and im chilled tf out and ready to be poked

Krienko

MORE CONTENTTTTTTTTT FUCK YEAH BABY LETS GOOOOO

Micah

really enjoyed the full team crazy frog cock investigation

Tish

WHEEEEN THE MOOON HITS MY ASS LIKE A BIG PIZZZAAA A PIEEEE

Anonymous

incredible job but i really wanna see chad and stavros halkias in a room together just to see how dumb the conversation gets p.s. love u chad

eddy manavado

Please dont let the sober podcast die. It keeps me going

Anonymous

Dude Hyphonix needs more credit. I've been watching him for years and Im still a mod for him. Genuinely one of the funniest guys I ever had the pleasure of knowing

Anonymous

I am in love with the cold ones team šŸ‘ā¤ļøšŸ»

Samuel James

For the love of god give me a glass crab shirt

Holden

good to see scogg and darcy talking on a pod :)

Jacob Dailey

Legit, Iā€™ve had a couple Chinese embassy calls here in the US too. Itā€™s a phishing/identity scam.

mark carter

what do i have to search on here to see chad naked

Green

I love Darcy's laugh so much

JBiggy

Chad: I wouldnā€™t care if he got hurt Max: whoa chad thatā€™s too far Also Max: ARE THOSE FUCKING COPS?ā€¦

TonyBanner

PENCIL, AYE, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT MAAAN

Prestley Nelson

I heard if you put a glass crab in boiling water and he sees his shadow the fish floats in the barrel.

Anonymous

Will you be coming the UK again

yulianagg

AC POG glad you got that air con finally

Bearnaise

Honestly these podcasts alone make patreon worth it

Hannah

: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber dated on and off for several years before breaking up for good in 2018. They had a very public relationship and breakup, which was often talked about in the media. After their breakup, Justin Bieber started dating Hailey Baldwin, who he had been friends with for several years. They got engaged in July 2018 and married in September of the same year. In January 2020, Selena Gomez released a song called "Lose You to Love Me," which many fans speculated was about her breakup with Justin Bieber. The song contains lyrics that suggest she had to let go of someone she loved in order to find herself. A few months later, in April 2020, Justin Bieber's wife, Hailey Bieber, posted a screenshot on her Instagram story of her listening to the song "I'll Kill You" by Summer Walker, which many people interpreted as a dig at Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez responded to the Instagram story by posting a message on her Instagram story that read, "This song is a perfect description of how toxic some relationships can be. You have to know when to let go of toxic people in your life and love yourself enough to walk away. There's nothing like a true friend who has your back." In February 2021, Selena Gomez released another song called "De Una Vez," which is in Spanish and is about moving on from a toxic relationship. Many fans speculated that the song was about Justin Bieber. Hailey Bieber then posted a message on her Instagram story that read, "Don't make a narrative where there is none." This was seen by some fans as a response to Selena Gomez's new song. Selena Gomez later clarified in an interview that the song was not about Justin Bieber or Hailey Bieber, but was actually about her relationship with herself and learning to love herself. Overall, the drama between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber seems to have stemmed from their shared history with Justin Bieber and the media attention surrounding their relationships. While there have been some perceived jabs and responses on social media, both women have also expressed positivity and support for each other in various interviews and statements.

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

Chad better put some more heart into these patreon exclusives.

OriA

Chad is Jewish???!?!? His cooc is uncircumcised tho

Bananaba Mes

Half way through the video and youre just tlaking about AI shit and being doomers, makes me wish you were just drunk and fucking around instead

Anonymous

I'm lovin these episodes fellas. Thank god Crazy Frog still has his cock. Make sure to boil Crazy Frog in the next episode so we can see what happens.

Gr0ver02

I feel like these are things that need to be addressed. Less being doomers more activities but easy activities like family guy quiz and debating topics like cats be dog. There is a fundamental problem in this channel where youā€™re not going to be old enough to sustain drinking for work and pleasure. But I love cold ones and want it to go one forever. I would be a good idea to just end it or evolve it when youā€™re older

Sofia Hamilton

Love people getting so triggered by that ai talk

Sage

Can I just say, I bloody love these podcasts. They're exactly what I wanted. Looking forward to next week's. Honestly, this material is pure gold.

Sage

real talk, he grew up povo like me. so it still hurts to be ruthless with spendings.

Matt Betz

Darcy doesn't watch movies?! I thought I was the only one.

OriA

idc about what he said I'm also Jewish and love moneyšŸ˜‰, I was just surprised he is a Jewish

Cats On My Lawn

My cat Mitsy is going to be 23 years old this Motherā€™s Day. Sheā€™s been sick these past few days, went though them stages of grief. But she pulled though. Had a life saved up somewhere out of her nine. I love your content, got your vids saved cause my Aussie internet shits itself a lot around here. But your podcasts on a playlist while holding my most precious. It got us through it. Thank you. <3 love you boys. Make more merch Max, glad your back to the PokĆ©mon uploads x ā€œDude who bought 3 big nut shirtsā€ Mypolonga. Xox

Anonymous

can you talk about garfield

Dylan StGeorge

invite MEAT CANYON onto the podcast... he just said in live stream he woud absolutely accept

steph anie

Chad should just wear that shirt every patreon podcast

zeemo_beebo

chad saying there were Ā“Ā“no ugly gaysĀ“Ā“ while hes literally one of them

big chungus 5

someone wanna let chad know theres a plastic lining in cartons as well..

zeemo_beebo

opening mail extended! 5:20 (chad cock n bawls) cold ones ian hecox 1:39:00 (chad COCK) 2010s challenge gauntlet 30:15(chad micropeen) as seen on tv products suck! 1:26:19 (chads ass) buying shit off wish 16:10 chad fucks a fleshlight) 17:00 (max n chad smoke unknown chinese herbs) shark tank extended cut 1:20:00 (chad ass play) apes make clay 2:12:00(chad fucks clay fan home invasion challenge 1:27:00(chad PEBIS)

heyamy

I am LOVING these fellas, keep it up

joel gustus

Darcy be looking like Percy from green mile hahaha

Kenna

Alright gotta thirst for just one comment: max stretching at 1:44. Thatā€™s all

Anonymous

Darcy really be hot as fuck though

Jake Passolt

I got a cold ones mug in the mail and it wasn't broken

coldones

sorry about that, we'll send a broken fucked up replacement right away šŸ‘

Jake Passolt

I was hoping for some cut up lips and fingers. You really dropped the ball on this.

Anonymous

I miss weekly main channel uploads coldones really fell off man

Anonymous

Iā€™m joking I understand they are in a transitional period I canā€™t wait for the new wave of content

Anonymous

Where are the main channel uploads? šŸ˜­

zackOsaur (edited)

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2023-04-26 05:41:14 I didn't order one &amp; never received it, could you please resend?
2023-03-30 23:01:55 I didn't order one & never received it, could you please resend?

I didn't order one & never received it, could you please resend?

Griffyn Pearce

Holy fuck the camera cuts a lot in this video haha

Alexander Wittich

Love this new format, keep it up boys!

Anonymous

If you're drinking out of plastic bottles you're poisoning yourself, proceeds to drink diet coke

Anonymous

I like them eating. Its like they eating with me and i like it :)

Hayley Avis

"I like going to the bar to play world of warcraft" Is so incredibly Chad core

CMO

Sick

the big dog

no one in the UK seems to have even seen the mighty boosh, weird that it seems to have been more popular in aus

Anonymous

Late reply here, but I'm Welsh and I was absolutely obsessed with it, as were several of my friends. I even dragged my poor mum to see them live.

randomguy

ive been wondering, what happened to yuri?

Leon Romeo

"drinking from plastic bottles is poisonous" drinks coca cola from a glass bottle lmao chad I agree that micro plastics are bad but come on lol

Zac Kear

29:55 yeah i feel like Keanu Reeves is really John Wick