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Sheesh! Another same day Patreon Upload? How we manage to do that? 🤔


This one is a good one folks! Lots of little extra segments that didnt make the main video alongside full uncensoring for your viewing pleasure!

Chad really let it rip on this episode, and we still can't get rid of the smell in the studio...

We hope you have Merry Christmas. Slam a couple of Cold Ones for us 🍻

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Jesse

I’m from Albuquerque New Mexico and I can confirm that it’s exactly like how it is in the show. Meth and gun violence is crazy here

Lucky Charmander

Definitely worth the 5$ to watch chad vomit on a beyblade stadium

Ensalada

This is definitely top 5

Kaitlynn Willoughby

Ohh Fuxk watchin chad throw up makes me want to

Tyler

That end scene was the single most greatest thing I’ve ever paid for

J M

Use lime and salt with the tequila and/or mezcal.

BOYMANCHAN

i love max's fucking joker laugh at the end lmao

Nick Fortunato

Could not stop laughing the entire time the finale sent me over the edge

sighee

this is literally the funniest episode of all, chad and max are peak, one of my favorite chad moments when he says he's too drunk, and favorite max moment when he says "yours fall apart, motherfucka"- iconic

Balken

The sword swallower chad🤘🏽

SoriMasn

Legendary ending

MattY

How'd Max get fat being vegetarian?

MattY

Darcy is such a bitch time to fire him

J Lyle

Why Darcy lookin so cute

Tyler Deez

how’d you get so rude watching a show as funny as cold ones 🤯

Océane

look all 3 looking hella good aww cute <3

Anthony

nice job proud of u

Hizik 86

Hell yea been waiting for this!!!

Bart Wilkinson

GOATed I’m here for the cock & vom, obviously

Sage

Sick as. Cheers cunts and Merry Christmas to all.

Gus Donnelly

Merry Christmas Cold Ones crew thanks for all the laughs this year and for being lit! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Drew Byron

Yay Christmas came early

Dane Grubb

im finna cream

Andreaaa

happy holidays yall 🍻

Andreaaa

where the cock time stamp at 🥱

Kyle Vaughn

I have ogre aids

Naabek

my snaids balls hurt

ElonCrust

Max laughing while chad was dying had me cracking up.

Ciaran Murray

Is the dank pods video gonna get a uncut upload?

big chungus 5

fuck this was a good ep

Jamo

Good on ya m8's I never thought a same day upload was possible. Finally... Chinese hamster

Nehemiah

My name is jebediah and my life is pretty crazy as I got my sister pregnant at the young age of 17 that was an mistake as I'm now being watched by the FBI for having sexual relationships for my daughter/daughters you could say as one of them is a Siamese twin and the other is normal( they were triplets) if you think I'm crazy then you should of heard of what my mee maa and paa paa did too me. That shit was so magical I'll never forget it, That shit was like party city in my body. If you don't approve of my lifestyle your just not living up to our lord and saviors expectations. Good day to you sir Allah, bishmalla, neihao, bing chilling, aloha, and salutations to the flags of the south brother

Ethan Walton

shiddin and cummin as we speak

Brendan Seguin

Never more proud to be a patron!

Minty_Protogen

Am I gay for constantly seeing Chad's cock?

Josh Davies

This made me join. The dedication to the craft is unrivaled!

Gian

one of if not the best patreon cut to this day

razarza

new darcy cam is bussin

Joseph Berberich

I live in Ankeny where slipknot was formed and it’s very boring

Nehemiah

Just nutted feeling good

Bananaba Mes

Darcy has the worst smiles known to man, i pray to the lord above that this man never finds happiness in life so nobody has to ever see it jk of course

Sage

iwillbebackmymoney

Now I'm getting my money worth with this ending

Jarred

Now this is why I give u money, that ending made my fuckin night 😂

Jarred

Look at this little fella, he's got a little ego on him, I don't like him

Chwayzzers

the ending 💀

DirtyDuff

Thanks mates

Sage

Thanks for including the piss break and food break. I was hoping those parts would stay in the video. Kinda disappointed the word retard is being censored, but oh well.

Virtual Boi

max is right on everything in this ep fr

Demis Cordova

Scott's "Whaaat!?!?" at the Jay-Z bottle killed me

Ethan Grebenshikoff

I liked the part where he pulled his balls out

olly ruggier

You should do drunk Lego building race

Chef

Came for the vom, stayed for Darcys big ol smile

Ensalada

the pause before chad throws up is funny

Bl4ke

It’s always 50/50 chance they censor☠️, like sometimes they don’t censor it in the yt and censor it on here☠️

Matt Shaver

Bro Chad threw up half his bodyweight lmaooo

Rebecca Emily

Hell yeah. By the way I would totally watch a "Darcy and Scott try..." patreon series

Sharkbait

Glad to see Chad’s lil fellas again

Micah

i thoroughly enjoyed the burger segment, non subs are missing out

Ollie

funni

Tinno

Appreciate the dedotated wam gags, keep it up, max

Chad Thompson

you made my christmas cheers lads

Colby Gokey

RIP Chad's grandma BEST TITS

eloy

would eat chads chunky vomit

Griffyn Pearce

This video was fucking hilarious, Youtube one was good and patreon was even better. You guys need to leave Darcy alone tho hahaha

Todd Warren

The end fucking killed me! 😂

LACHLAN TONKS

broo chad gave tessa fuck me eyes lmao 45:36

CallmeCassian

Max watches the Super Bowl?

Lonny Kid

Fucking hilarious

Alexander Wittich

Man, you've been killing it with the patreon cuts lately. Cheers boys, keep it up!

AdrielFox

What was chad eating? 😂

Aslaug

put a condom on the firealarm when filming

Ronaldo A.

Man, y'all an alcohol funny channel and no one knows anything about mezcal or tequila? Y'all fell off

Kappy448

u fell on

Andrew

man this Christmas is crap but watching your videos really cheers me up thanks a lot guys merry Christmas

The Power

I love they just abuse darcy lol

Kyle Conlon

Chad is excited about the new employee…

OriA

Sell chads puke please

Isak

Smart chad advocate here: larger screen does not increase system stress, resolution does. And because chad is chad, he probably tries to run the switch in 4k. So he smart, but he dumb. And he has arthritis.

Pluvio

Chads cock - 1:10:27 Puke - 1:49:30

Xboxlivegiant

Can you guys hurry up and spend our money on Christmas gifts for each other!? That was wholesome and much needed. I miss the Christmas exchange cold ones.

Ella Cruz

awww darcy at the start

Jken

I was BEYOND disgusted at the end...but also couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Chad = LEGEND

Nathan Nelsen

I miss when you could show puke on YouTube. Thank God you can't show cock and balls on YouTube.

Jake Passolt

Nothing is better than Max laughing uncontrollably while chad is suffering

KindaBlackGuy

You mean “only signed up for Patreon to “ see chads cock. And its all good bud.

KindaBlackGuy

Adopt me. Im 31 and black and in colorado But i have no dad i need 2

lindsay T

Max hysterically laughing while Chad vomits his guts up into the beyblade rink is true friendship

Dllstortion

Can put a potato head together in 7 seconds but can’t figure out how to use a beyblade 😂

Sage

What happened to: "biweekly / monthly exclusive patreon podcasts with Scott which should start before the end of the year. These will be unique and entirely exclusive to Patreon"

Krienko

Chads hair is getting really good looking mf looks like jebus

Krienko

dude they get blasted enough lol im sure they just forgot and they do upload at least once or twice a month so im not sure why you complain. there could be more content sure but i dont think its wise to just complain.

Cody

I live in the states and the cacti shit is like 15 usd lol

Colin

My sisters boyfriend loves mezcal and drinks it on ice all the time but it tastes like you take shitty tequila and run it through a used ashtray

Sean

chad is a legend im pissing, shitting, and cumming rn

Max Vielbig

Darcy seemed so fed up

Jamo

When are you posting older Patreon vids u shit cunts. Tryna watch the most flammable TikTok’s

Sean

bro all you do is complain, ive seen you comment your annoying bs on every other video, no one cares and the videos are still good imo still well worth the lil $5 if you hate evry videop shut tf up and stop watching

Bluesy

Sage mate, it's in the works. There's a lot that goes on BTS and sometimes things don't go to plan. I'm sure 2023 is going to bring some epic content, both on the main channel and patreon alike

Halo Exe

I want your guys fridge

Alex

Max cracking up was so fuckin pure

Rory K

Is Tessa freshe girlfriend Tessa!???

Jack Noire

Chad violently throwing up on the beyblade ring was a legendary moment

Felix

drunk burger segment is my favorite

Sage

Sean, I'm trying to encourage them to be active. It's from a place of love. I don't know why they'd promise to post something then don't. They didn't have to write about the thing I'm quoting here but they chose to. Bluesy, yeah fine. I really think we should show that we care though and using the comment section to drum up excitement for any form of new content IMO is only beneficial.

Dalton Canterbury

Had to subscribe funny af shout out from Texas

Brianna

I came here for chad vomiting

pearvoz

chad's cock and chad vomit? what a great ep

Tyler

Y’all are so fucking retarded I love it

Samfyra

do not watch the ending drunk holy fuck

Zachary Powell

my name is randolf and i recommend this vid its very good

JayBob

Bro the end of this had me in literal tears laughing. It’s probably bc of these 12% woodstocks but still. Fucking gold

Blaine McFarlane

damn chad do you get darcy to wax your balls?