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Hello American Patriots,


Please enjoy us stupidly drunk and incoherent, we personally have not watched it due to it possibly being super embarrassing so please time stamp your favourite moments in the videos.  


UPDATE! 

I will speak like monkey to make very simple 

  • Editors having issues
  • we lost footage for a video (blame rowey)
  • new office roof leaking, lawsuit with landlord, I hope he has a heart attack and dies.
  • Chad has gained 9kg from stress and has lower back issues and a gimp leg
  • invested over $50k into NEW podcast set (not the one in this video, that's our new monkey video set) for biweekly / monthly exclusive patreon podcasts with Scott which should start before the end of the year. These will be unique and entirely exclusive to Patreon (Youtube podcast episodes with guests) will continue as normal


HOWEVER~! We now have a new patreon editor! he is a legend his and his name is Silas, with him on board, you can expect both our patreon and our cocks to be more focused and rewarding (yes this was edited by Silas, please praise him)





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zeemo_beebo

i love watching the monkeys fuck around

GigaWiiU64

You telling me Silas fried this rice?

UselessMeatshield

Love how their preferred method of testing something for its legitimacy is just eating it. But I hate that it worked

UselessMeatshield

also for anyone wondering (i'm aware no one gives a shit). -Napoleon was average/above average height for that area at that time. Even back then, propaganda was used in politics, it's likely that is the reason he's remembered that way. -And Max asked why Napo had his hand in his shirt - there are all kinds of theories - but the most agreed upon is that his hand was supporting his stomach due to sickness. -Lastly, the reasons why he was famous include: Emperor of France, one of the best military commanders in history, had a lot of portraits etc, and he went to war with many of major powers in that area winning many times despite the odds (England, Spain, Austria, etc...). And despite being in the Venn diagram of people who are interested in Napoleon and Cold Ones, I would never buy that shirt.

J M

#Louisiana I dont remember #Louisiana #max won #chad won

J M

Uselessmeatshieield can't hold their liquor, I pay their 5 USD

J M

Rip rocky Best k9 8 years 2 years retired

Hayes

shout out dylan from the halfway house

circa 2003

1:13:00 Chinese cock ring

Zanen Coy

finally, chad cock

DJBatmanGold

chad cock is what i subscribe for

randomguy

i cant believe we could've had a napolian shirt, if only max just let CHAD COOK!

MattY

I feel less self conscious about my cock size now thx chad

Drew G

Usually its light outside when they film. Probably like mid afternoon

Drugease

chad's hot, no homo

Dovacon

Chad 100% cheating 😂

The Guap Doctor

Can’t wait to see chads golden cock ring

Chandler

thank you for the food

Jackson Smith

Hi Silas, welcome to monkey grog channel. Prepare to lose brain cells every few business days 👍🏻

Keegan M

Yesss

Gus Donnelly

Same day extended cut?! LEGENDS! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Krunkmasterflex

Awesome and epic. Like if balls itch

sam

i already love silas

Jesus Gonzalez

Finally, they remembered the patron exists

Katzy

If you lost the mang0 footage you better fly to America and get some more

Gucci Vsause

What time is the cockring

Kain Lopez

Holy shit dude really asks “can I slap that”😅😂

Estella

Why thank u Silas and also Chad thank u for stressin about content so much. As a patreon I appreciate the consideration also take ma money

Devon

yay new upload finally!! sorry about your stress and roof chad

Solo Dolo

Fuck u rowey welcome Silas same day upload wtf FINALLY

Mavis Beacon

Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking

Courtney Dean

Your editors are absolute legends ❤️

Alex treib

was the lost footage of the Lud episode?

coldones

nope, one camera angle from a future video, we will not rest until it is found!!!

Matthew DiFrancesco

My friend and I were complaining they weren't getting drunk enough anymore in recent vids..... I take what I said back

bisc

Cock at 01:13:50

Matthew DiFrancesco

also will you guys still be doing episodes with just Chad / Max in the future? The Description kind of confused my monkey brain

Yung Chungus

Where is Scog. He used to make Fog

JayBob

Diamond drill bit for the beug vodka bottle, been there done that. Works a charm! 🍁

Dallas Hunt

i am excite i am chef

Lily

Chad! You have amazing spatial intelligence!

Dustyegg

Hello Silas man

Ellie Barnes

Finally, same day release.

sir lem

what about the old vids vimeo voided?

Kyle Carbary

Great job and welcome to Silas, I will say I wish that the editing in the extended cut was more similar to main channel, in the sense of the 64x64 pixel stretched jpeg of something runs across the screen

Ronaldo A.

Hello Silas :)

RJ-BLOWS

Silas is sexy

Keith Riessen

Upload the Ludwig ep already!

amy baird

needed this rn , thanks fellas 💖

Nüer

Max was blasted

jascap

man id buy a napoleon with a beer shirt, itd be my only cold ones merch too

Jesiah

Obama

Bruce Michael

Okay boys I forgive you for not posting for a bit

DJ Hermosa

Seeing Chad's cock has now given me unbridled confidence, I feel like I can do anything now

Jolvard

Napoleon dynamite type vibe

Jorge Luevano

Love watching theses videos while drinking lol you guys Crack me up 🤣

Jack Smart

Top 10 cold one vids

Ayescrem

i think this is the most fucky ive seen max

Micah

holy shit podcasts with scogg!!!! thank you guys this is proof that bullying works (joke)

Aidan Criddle

I would always prefer to have amazing vids like this every once in a while rather then quantity over quality

Laura

Yo Chad grabbed that Eiffel Tower like it was a cock 😂 ALSO!!!! MAX! please do another pokemon video. I'm dying here!

Dxrk Avi

damn extended uploaded on the same day

Micah

also max has absolutely no right to get upset that chad ate something he shouldn't you could fill a whole book listing inedible things max has eaten

Sebastian G.V

Mane they be lookin like good mythical morning now are you filming a youtube or a hollywood movie?

Cole Alleje

When max licked the ring i audibly screamed

Shaymus McIntyre

Hahaha chad has gained 9kg from stress

IHTB

Yewwww! Thanks boy’s👌🏻

Caressda Dick

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO (Congrats Silas!)

gang gang

Hello Silas! How long is your cock?

RadekZHranic

surprised Prezoh still gay after seeing Chad's cock so many times

Codi Wilkinson

When is the Ludwig video going to drop?

Ollie

epic poggers moment as always i miss my friend :'(

Pugz

it happenewd?

Sebbe Loré

Napoleon sucks Chad.

Daan Prinsze

It's been a while since Max got fucked so badly that you can see him stare straight ahead of him and register nothing. I wonder what stage comes after.

Brady

Glad to see the boys currently wanking to this❤️

Lasse

Finally...

Bananaman

my foreskin is bumpy

GhosterSnail

I crawled out of my dungeon just for this video. (I hope everything is ok and GL to the new editor)

Inspector Pug

The pepe eye cover makes this so much better

Rory Turner

At least they can put chads ashes in the Chinese urn after he dies from munching that emerald.

Cam420

Bruh why'd Max have to lick the Chinese cock ring XD

Paloma Preeria

yes, yes... all for Silas all for Silas >:)

Jack Brockway

So the extended Fiverr music video is still being worked on? Or lost?

Ezra

11/10 would wear a Napoleon shirt

TruckerGamer

was your mother a truck driver ??????????????????????????

Jacob

I would buy a napoleon shirt

Lilith

Silas <3

coldones

it's coming still! prezoh is doing it personally and had a urgent project he had to get done, should be up within a week and now that we have silas, we shouldn't be having delays like this ever again :)

Lime

Peter palinoma is a funny name

Lime

I'll hurt god if you don't make that French beer man shirt

Brandon

I’ve never heard anyone say gimp leg 🤣 just reminds me of the gimp from pulp fiction

Jken

I worked in jewelry for a few years and was worried when he ate the emerald; but it'd have to be much larger to tear at his digestive tract.

Jken

also, bring back metal with japanese whisky!

Chaun o. b.

Patreon knows the truth behind the videos; it's really just producers wrangling retards for content

Chris Peters

I am new here and I have binged almost all the content over the last couple days. I’m sick of seeing Chad’s cock.

Charlie Jones

Patron execlusive napoleon t-shirts?

Nicolai

DO NOT REPLACE SCOGG >:( I LIKE SCOGG AND HIS SEXY VOICE >:(

Alex Stashkova

when am i getting my hoodie >:(

Zephlyx

where’s the reuploads tho

naomi seabrooke

such a fun and cozy vid :D a new favorite of mine for sure

Leon Cartwright

Yo Chad is NOT reaching on that bong vodka, I'm like 90% sure that's why they made the bottles like that

Marti Lindenberg

try the cheapest spirits on the market like Jelzin Vodka delicious xD

Leon Cartwright

Also cold ones doing the customgrow420 intro was a crossover that I didn't know I needed

Andreaaa

where’s Scott 🥺

drottle

Max was really damn drunk by the end of this one, quality patron video!

Brian Waters

I will not praise Silas because he didnt put chad grandma going into the urn, had one job, smh!

Travis

Boys, please do a auzzie distillery edition.

Ben Collins

Shut up Chad, You aren't the funny one bro... Cringe

Thomas Johnson

I think I would slap a cunt if he said monkey turns to me

Oliver Norén

chad drinks like a sissy, go max!

Ben Selley

my name is deez

Aidan Criddle

All hail Max for bein a trooper

2B

Welcome Silas!

Tyler Wolfkill

Chad being fucking speechless after max drank the two half shots kills me dude

Jim Jinkelman (edited)

Comment edits

2024-01-14 13:55:23 :D
2024-01-14 13:55:23 :D
2022-09-24 05:26:23 :D

:D

Dayne

Idk. Let’s go with a ham sandwich on rye

Xiax4

chad won

Matthew mannes

Gave up on uploading old vids now I have to come back and watch the same shit

Ben Collins

When Chad said his brain was still forming, I felt that in this episode. I really felt it....

Jim Jinkelman (edited)

Comment edits

2024-01-14 13:55:23 yeah napoleon was actually super short, even for his time, like 5'10/5'11
2024-01-14 13:55:23 yeah napoleon was actually super short, even for his time, like 5'10/5'11
2022-09-26 07:46:34 yeah napoleon was actually super short, even for his time, like 5'10/5'11

yeah napoleon was actually super short, even for his time, like 5'10/5'11

Jayson41995

I think max constantly mentioning Mr beast is the funniest shit ever

Jayson41995

How much I gotta pay to speak to max

Bleubelle

You two are honestly my favourite people.

Bleubelle

The drinks can at 1:45 being put upside down really got me.

Jacob

I love Chad 🥰🥰🥰

Noah White

Praise Silas

Peter Bobylev

Max won the Stiletto disagreement for sure

Jack

Hello Sexy man, I have a gem tester at home, if you want to send the gem to me I can check if it's real.

MercuryOnline

He's right. Smirnoff is revolting!

Nicholas Beck

Where’s the new one 😔

Nicholas Beck

Sometimes you post it at the same time

Jusye

I am very upset also. What happened to the constant uploads to patreon :(( We now get lucky to get one a month

Lime

Get mmedon you baffoone

Lime

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gm72

how are new vids extended cuts being released first than other old vids

Sage

Best vid in a long time. I really enjoyed this. Shout out to Darcy, and shout out to whoever came up with the doing the pepe blindfolds because they're hilarious and a perfect match this this vid.👍

Matt Shaver

I just joined the Patreon and this is the first video I watched. Holy shit what a chaotic mess behind the scenes. I have so much more appreciation for what the editors do now lol

Noah White

Chad is such a jerk though?? In every vid but especially this one

Ilja

30:00 As a Russian, proper recipe for our vodka would have Paint thinner in it, so maybe thats the wierd taste, also yes Russia fell off

Jken

where can I buy Chad's shirt??

Jken

also waiting for that bong rip

JeffRobur

Eating emerald is too much? Try to eat metalllic lead lol

shartfuck

ok but i rly need to know when this shit is filmed bc that makes all the difference. like was it 9 am? 1 pm? 5pm? 11 pm? i have to know

Zach ryder

Man the amount of times you struggle breaking stuff with that mallet and need something harder.... just grab it by the rubber bit and hit it with the bottom of the handle 😂

lindsay T

#ProNapoleanDynamite

_rasputin_666

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its called onomatopoeia i am drunk i love watchin thgis because i have no friendddsz but i have alcohol

Cruz Joaquin

Seeing max rant about weird stuff and say gay caring things to chad is so wholesome

Sab

😉

Kappy448

fast cum drinking should be an olympic sport

Tim N

fuck no wouldn't wear that shit

Northstar L.J.

Max was determined to put that hat back on Napoleon that wasn’t the top though in Chadds like fidgeting with the top of the bottle for it that’s hilarious