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wish tech patreon.mp4

This is "wish tech patreon.mp4" by Chad Roberts on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

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Mr.Hatman

Re-Upload Here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/re-up-dangerous-64112279

Kavokado

Vimeo b like 🔫🤷🏻‍♀️🤌🏼😡😤

Anonymous

Holy shit I just poo and shit my pant

Anonymous

This video doesn’t exist

Anonymous

poggers can’t watch

Anonymous

Finally .. chad fuckign

Anonymous

fuckers

Anonymous

It doesn't exist ya dingbat

Anonymous

Max looks very nice 👍

Anonymous

fuck you chad

Bradley L

Oh shitttrt

Anonymous

My dick fell off

Kyle Peach

hey, look at this, funny egg character

Anonymous

How do I fix the video doesn't exist

Anonymous

it doesn’t exist

Anonymous

fiNALly

Anonymous

can’t watch videoooo

John Doe

DOESNT WORK FIX IT PLS

Anonymous

It says “sorry this video does not exist” I must be a cop 👮‍♂️

Anonymous

i subbed to the patreon just for this video lets fucking go

Anonymous

It doesn't exist wtf

Anonymous

i have presidential aids

pearvoz

it gone lol

Anonymous

They probably put the wrong video up and have deleted it 😂

Anonymous

How do you fix the vid bro ?

Anonymous

Can’t watch video

Anonymous

FINALLY no sleep cause extended footage

Anonymous

Can’t view this or the last video

Jason

video ain't available tho

Sean Deegan

Well I cant watch it even if I am a cop

Anonymous

Go on browser

Anonymous

Finally, dangerous wish items extended

Anonymous

It doesnt work in the app yet, just open in browser

Anonymous

Guys the videos just don’t load on the app, open it in Safari on mobile

Anonymous

Finally Chad's penis

Anonymous

hey you dumb faggots just watch it on the browser

Ella Cruz

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!

Ella Cruz

👋😀😢 finally cum

Anonymous

Yo scott this shit broke

Anonymous

Finally Chads cock

Anonymous

What a birthday present

Anonymous

can see shit

Anonymous

Finally, video does not exist

Anonymous

Ayyoooo, what the fuck?!!!

Nubes

Video was too epic for vimeo 😔

Oniki_

FINNALLY, AIDS

Cuplaser

Obama jokes good

Anonymous

Fuck me this episode is vile, worth every penny

harm van zon

That stuff with the fake pussy was one of the most horrible and fascinating thing I’ve watched.

harm van zon

View it in your browser. Doesn’t work on mobile because Vimeo is dumb

Anonymous

wtf where was all the 'illegal' stuff also where vagina penis???????????

Anonymous

Watching the YouTube version and then seeing this version makes me feel like a blind man seeing for the first time.

Anthony

fishing lvl?

Anonymous

BTW the fake dog is for people with dementia that cant tell the difference

Glady Dawnstar

I paid $5 to watch Chad pretend to fuck something. Worth it.

Anonymous

All the shit they did with it, horrifying. You know exactly what I mean, quality content.

Anonymous

Bruh I’m paying money each month and the last 2 vids don’t even exist

Anonymous

The vids are there, for me I can't watch them on the patreon app. I need to use chrome browser :)

Brad

Yeah I've got that issue too, someone said to open it in browser to watch them

Orc-jiit

Saw Chad's fat ass but no cock? Ched fell off.

Anonymous

Stick the taser inside the flashlight, extra spicy surprise

Anonymous

Don't understand why the videos won't work for me. Second one in a row that I can't get to play

Richard Benton

Use the silicone pussy as a can cozy

Anonymous

Gotta watch on PC, it doesn't work on mobile from the Patreon app.

Az

Those Obama jokes knocked me the fuck out

Anonymous

Max is psychic

Anonymous

Idc what yall use my money for as long as chads cock gets more airtime

alex OneNutt

Only 3 days and another vid.... too good

Anonymous

No worky no money

Anonymous

Mfz really hit a nigga with video does not exist

Anonymous

you have to watch it thru the safari app if you have iphone. im tired of y’all not even trying to find a way to watch the video. y’all just start bitching right off the rip. or pull it up on a laptop. what’s that? you don’t have a laptop? broke, poor, gutter rat, bitch

Anonymous

Funny how this would have been the most logical point in which you would see Chad’s dick for the first time considering the sex toys, yet you don’t. Make it make sense.

Anonymous

Yo Max and chad not trynna be a dick but like where’s my content

Anonymous

Y’all running outs beers or sun cause the past two vids don’t exist for me

Alexander Wittich

Cheers, thanks for the timely upload boys, I'm very excited to watch this.

Anonymous

Finally, burger king essential worker

Anonymous

Cant watch

ZUU

WHERE THE JACKETS GO I HAVE JACKETAIDS

Anonymous

its working for me on pc so maybe just messed up on mobile.

Anonymous

its working for me on pc so maybe just messed up on mobile.

Anonymous

Mobile isn’t working on this or the vid before it

Feebeean

am big depression,, I want to see Chad’s peen ;-;

Anonymous

taze them nuts

Anonymous

Is it that hard to make it work on mobile? I’m not tryna boot up my pc and have to sit at my desk to watch this. It’s too fucking cold for me to move

Anonymous

He shows it in the fan mail vid and the Belle Delphine woman box vid.

Anonymous

bro just read the other comments. Go online not on the app! Worked for me there but I did get the same message on the app.

Anonymous

Watching this while down 5 skulled coronas , 3 silver tequila shots, whole $60 of red wine , 1 Canadian club whisky shot , shot of Malabu , shot of vodka , and I still feel like these massive legend are drunker than me

Anonymous

Thanks for the quick upload guys, also just got my cool shirtz

Arra Biata

ayooo boys this shit bussin

DarkKnight115Z

yall illiterate, cold ones literally said they know the videos don't work and they're working on it. just watch it on a browser retards

DarkKnight115Z

read a comment or 2 before posting brain dead "hinga dinga durgen the videos don't work"

Anonymous

Please post the link for that laser pen 👀👀

Anonymous

will this god damn misery end soon

sir lem

i should get a taser

Anonymous

kinda agree but a lot of people only watch media on their phones so it makes sense they're annoyed at the inconvenience

Anonymous

I'll have a beer

Anonymous

made my day a shit load better after my basement flooded, thanks boys

poppy

I get so nervous whenever they fuck with those retina frying lasers

Anonymous

here for chad fucking the sex doll

Anonymous

Where was the bendable fuck doll

Anonymous

Wish sex toy episode please

Harvey Peeman

Where were the fleshlights smh

parker

where sex doll

Anonymous

Anybody els having trouble with it loding

Kate

58:09

Anonymous

Cant load this bitch

Ollie

chad one day u better actually fuck a poosy on the cold ones patreon funny cock and chinese rubber slit moment

Anonymous

hey we joined the patreon to see the illegal stuff... where's it at?

harm van zon

‘Get me a watermelon, or a child’ …

Anonymous

Can’t load it bud

XIII LUKAS

I have video does not exists aids

Anonymous

Finally rubber

Anonymous

won't load

Albert Flushington

bruh the dominos been quality checkin my pizza for the past 10 minutes tf they doin over there its mf pizza not a lamboghini ah shit i deleted my previous comment i'm sorry boys

Anonymous

this is exactly what we wanted. THANK YOU

Anonymous

watch it on the desktop site

Anonymous

why doesn’t it fuckin load

Pumpkin

max' famous last works "i wont" then proceeds to have his hair cut

Paloma Preeria

My favourite: The Cold Ones Variety Hour!

Anonymous

thanks

Anonymous

MAX DOPPELGÄNGER WEARING A $1 JACKET IN REVIEWS

Anonymous

i just got done jacking off to chad fucking that thing

Nekku

it's the hat that gives max his psychic powers

Sam nicholson

I have video does not exist just like the last video y’all made

Dustyegg

Minecraft pussy block

Anonymous

What happened to Max's jackets :(

Anonymous

My dick fell off

Anonymous

you two are way too entertaining. also muh cock fell off

Anonymous

"Sorry, this video doesn't exist". :(

Anonymous

worth the 5 bucks for sure

Anonymous

Bruh when video brok

Anonymous

Video broke

Josh Zehner

Video doesn’t exist. Great use of $5

Anonymous

Video broken!!

Halal Is This Halal?

The videos don’t work in the iPhone app for whatever reason so you have to watch it on the patreon website

Tia Smith

It says "sorry, this video does not exist" so where is it?

Anonymous

it works in browser for everyone saying it doesn't work in app

Anonymous

Chad: this is good Patreon content

Anonymous

my balls itchy

SoriMasn

Patreon app doesn’t like vimeo formatting so you have to watch it from a browser.

Anonymous

No joke I just read this and then got a notification from dominos

Kate

17:24

Patrick O'Hara

I was in tears. This was so fucking funny, god damn.

Anonymous

There rly wasn't much ilegal stuff that wasn't on the main vid doe, just the pussy

Anonymous

"ViDEo dOEs nOT eXiST! I pAY mOnEY!" Fucking use your brain and watch through a browser.

Anonymous

Australia

Anonymous

if this acid is real then then this might be trippin by the end of this vid

Anonymous

you can watch it on browser

MrKing

this is the best video in a while

Anonymous

Video does not exist wtf

Az

watch it in a browser, not the app

Inocencio Contreras

I actually hate that my money went to a fucking 330 dollar wish item with no image

Anonymous

If you can’t watch it on the Patreon app just go to YouTube click the link to Patreon then login on the website NOT THE APP then you should be able to watch the vids

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2021-10-31 23:47:57 excuse me where is da sex doll D:&lt;
2021-10-24 12:30:16 excuse me where is da sex doll D:<

excuse me where is da sex doll D:<

Mattt

Kate

just speculating, but it seems like vimeo/patreon integration has been a problem for a while now. I suspect maybe this specifically has only affected the recent videos because (as they alluded to in the beginning of the last post) it sounds like they just upgraded their vimeo account

Anonymous

Finally... cum

Carlos Rojas

What happened to the $1 hoodies

Ryan Takacs

what happened to the bendable metal pussy????!!!

Anonymous

Where's the crack pipes?

Anonymous

Can we get this unedited would be lit

Anonymous

Yo im here to see chad stick it in things, payin that patreon pussy money

Anonymous

Why dose it say that the video doesn't exist?

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2021-11-22 06:54:49 can we get more footage of max sucking various liquids out of wish pussy thank you &lt;3
2021-11-05 05:37:38 can we get more footage of max sucking various liquids out of wish pussy thank you <3

can we get more footage of max sucking various liquids out of wish pussy thank you <3

Anonymous

homeless obamna: the end is near

Anonymous

this is the first patreon I join, came here to see Chad fuck the rubber pussy but the whole bit was way better than I expected

Anonymous

omg I legit loved this one

Anonymous

Fuck you Max made my google home go off

Anonymous

Video beoken

Anonymous

Yo on God funny ass video Even though this is just extra content

Anonymous

Taser the fuck out of the diving helmet

Avery Weaver

watching max aka my future baby daddy suck beer out of that toy made my pp feel funny... I have no shame

Anonymous

I have a lump

Anonymous

Chad is lookin fire today.

Anonymous

Huh, that cheapo RC car's body is a clone of an Arrma Fazon, a proper Hobbyist RC truggy

Zombieing

Finally ...THICK

Chris Fb

damn, i really wanted to see the 1$ items

Anonymous

Why is the video private?

sam

cos vimeo are fuckheads so they have to move them all to patreon only.

Anonymous

you gotta wait for them to collect and reupload all of them to patreon.

Emma Mitchell

Wait why can’t I watch it 😭

Anonymous

Nah, look at one of their most recent posts. Describes the shitty situation with Vimeo. Theyre working on getting all the vids reuploaded.

The Power

please reupload this

Anonymous

this is fuckin bs!!!

Anonymous

Please re-upload 🙏

Anonymous

PLEASE!!!!!!

Anonymous

literally got patreon to watch this and I cant. Some bullshit.

Anonymous

Literally just got the membership to wacth this vid and can't stupid

Zach

man lemme watch chad smoking crack

Anonymous

This video is the sole reason I got a patreon :(

Anonymous

well this is a fucking waste of my money huh, can't see shit and need to make an account for vimeo and that doesn't work either./=

Anonymous

How hard is it just to make a google drive with all vids in

Anonymous

Still not working :/

Anonymous

For the love of god, fix this vimeo garbage!!!!!!

Anonymous

Just want the extended content, Sadge

Anonymous

Just wanted to see Chads weenie :(

Anonymous

Why is nothing working🙃

Anonymous

FUCK VIMEO

Anonymous

this horseshit is NOT WORKING

Anonymous

Scam. Only subscribed to see this video.

Anonymous

Why can’t I watch.

Anonymous

Paid for this content why is it broken

Mike

It was re uploaded just search wish and the re-upload should be up