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This Video was a God Damn Chaotic Mess in every sense of the word.

Anyway, here's 50 minutes of apes playing with Chocolate Fountains.

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!

<3 COLD ONES

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Comments

Anonymous

Oj, how bout that reupload bruv?

Chloe

Yay I have been waiting for this, video was hilarious!!!

SwankNebula69

fucking right on time lads, just got finished up another patreon vid

Chris Taylor

Ayyyyeeee! now this is my kinda content baby

Jackson Beers

Sitting in hospital and then I see this come up holy shit does this make it better

Anonymous

Whats deez's name again?

Andrew King

Fondueing your mum

Anonymous

right on time?! dunno bout anyone else i’ve been waitin weeks for the apes to put sumthin on here

Anonymous

my name not deez

Ragnar lod’brok

Couldn’t ask for a better start to a Sunday , joint in hand , my beer mug sign thing lighting the room , hell yea boys

Anonymous

ma dick fellawff

Anonymous

This has made my weekend &lt;3

Nubes

This feels like found footage without the editing lol

Tish

Hahah that shits fucky 😂 crack up ❤️😂

Paloma Preeria

Ay, these mfers ain't even read up on their rheology! 😂😂😂

Anonymous

This channel is just a social experiment on what happens when apes are given money

Chris Taylor

You guys actually sending out the Sanga? 🙋🏻‍♂️

Anonymous

DAMN SON..!!

Anonymous

mayonnaise fountain ham sandwich

Chase

My dick hurts

Bailey Madden

My back fucking hurts FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Just joined and this is exactly what I paid for 😌

Anonymous

Can I get a hambur

Sean McLean

40 mins of extra content, now this is why I pay for the Patreon

Anonymous

FINALLY! THE WORST COLD ONES VIDEO

Anna Graem

i'll give you my address with a personal promise of death

Anonymous

yo mama

Anonymous

SandWitch

Jacob Dailey

This one felt like a fever dream… loved it

Anonymous

Chad your fly is open.

Ollie

actually tho, turnin' up to random patreon's homes uninvited and being like my name leg, and hitting them with a leg of ham would be good

Anonymous

Buy a mr beast personal message right now!!!

Anonymous

Bro Chad hit me up, we can duke it out at Niagara Falls :)

narcotic

at least it isnt as bad as the airfryer video

Cuplaser

Please come to my house and kill me

Anonymous

finally, fondo extendded

OwlChapino

Just when you think the air fryer episode can't be topped 😆 Keep pushing through bois! ❤ I know you guys are having a very rough time in Australia with this covid bullshit. I appreciate any content from you guys no matter what. Keep your head up. I want to thank the whole crew for making my days better with every upload no matter what the content is ❤

Luke Sanderson

Can you so a one off spin off where you smoke weed an call it high one's but keep it chaotic

Bailey Madden

my back still fucking hurts you bastards

Anonymous

while watching a youtube video on cursed cocktails and found out the a beer and milk mix(as was spoken about by Chet Hanks) is called a horse jizz. Have fun with this knowledge.

Kai

Oy chad what happened to your leg

Tinno

Chad sitting there alone making noises was so precious, thanks for keepin it in :)

Joe Weiner

we arent gonna see chad till he can grow his beard back

Anonymous

Jesus Christ watching chad is like watching a dumpster fire take a shit on itself

Anonymous

Upped the price for this?

Mark Phillips

I got the glazed ham guy tatted on me😎

Anonymous

My name nutz

Anonymous

will this misery end soon

FuzzyTriangles

Suck a dick, mate. You could just leave or not say anything with your toxic ass.

Albert Flushington

I’m getting really tired of these videos of Chad not showing his caulk and bulbs. Then complain about his dick hurt. The meme is still good. I know every video is a banger. But this is interesting (to me). I not me alone. All sucky sucky tho. I rather have a another sex video than nothing.

Nathan Bugden

hahaha @sebastian, hey settle down okay?

Cole Munton

sometimes i feel like they had an idea 2 months ago like “how bout we melt stuff in an air fryer” or “how bout we fondu some shit” and it turns into these videos of them both not interested at all. they’re still great because they’re naturally funny guys, but feel like there should be a little bit more back and forth before settling on an idea neither of you are that into

Anonymous

eggcellent

Anonymous

Is the new vid coming to patreon soon?

Anonymous

i need to see more dumb ads

Bodobaggins

come knock on my door you fat cunt

Anonymous

Wish they'd at least upload their latest videos on the same day on Patreon though....

Josh A

i miss the cameras following for piss breaks!

Anonymous

Chad please come burn my house down it will be a dream come true

Kai

Are you going to have Idubbbz Ian on cold ones. Be very much wanted by fans. Very cool. Thanks

Anonymous

chad robert cold its

Anonymous

okay all the mf Mr. Beast jokes yall make, you gotta get him on. period bitch

Anonymous

new video when

Bruce Michael

i am happy to support this trash

Anonymous

Chad is kinda fat

harm van zon

“This is not a video”

Anonymous

When new vide brotha

Anonymous

prezo fell off

Anonymous

where da fuq da vid at

Alexander Wittich

Where's the new video? I love you guys but please take a little bit more care of your patrons, we're making you so much money.

Anonymous

Man Cold Ones fell off, they're too lazy to upload a new patreon vid

Anonymous

https://casetext.com/case/state-v-roberts-112023

Anonymous

where ad video bitch boys

Grant McKinney

are you a dumb motherfucker or what? you are slandering chad's name by sending links like this, it's not even funny, it literally says STATE OF UTAH vs Chad Roberts

Edvinas

yo, i'm paying money for this, can you fucking upload already?

Arra Biata

the patreon is such a shitshow lmao

Anonymous

What do we want?..CONTENT!!…When do we want it?…NOW!!

Hazz

yo, can u guys at least give us a heads up if it's gonna be delayed?

Anonymous

where video

Albert Flushington

I could have spent my 5 bucks on a new set of tits instead of nothing this month

Anonymous

These dudes getting 60k a month and cant upload an extended cut

Anonymous

idk if its worse that they dont upload, or that they wont address the tons of clearly annoyed customers in the comments, i really love the cold ones crew but cmon guys whats goin on

Jordan Lerch

Bois where the fuck is the vid?

Anonymous

I mean, Chad doesn't really seem to care for the fans often.

Anonymous

extended video soon i hope

Anonymous

im glad that this is 50 min bc the yt video sucked balls

Anonymous

MAN COLD ONES FELL OFF

Logan Flanagan

Well if I knew there wouldn’t be an upload for a month I wouldn’t have wasted my money this month

Alexander Wittich

I feel you, I just don't understand why they aren't saying anything. I'm getting annoyed honestly.

Anonymous

lmao fuck this

Anonymous

where wish vid

Anonymous

You guys should check out SuperMegas Patreon to see how a legit patreon page should be

Arra Biata

hamburger moment

Anonymous

In this new wish video you guys spent like 10 000 AUD, did you forget where all that money comes from?

Anonymous

They’re cutting out so much more than they used to and still taking an extra month to upload it to the patreon

Anonymous

where the new vid

Dayle Hunt

Is unfathomable to me, that they have the audacity; to treat there paying customers so poorly

Anonymous

where the new vid

Anonymous

Bruh it's almost been a month

Anonymous

damn y'all are annoying maybe they're still editing shit calm tf down lmao

Anonymous

Wish video maaaaan ima get some ass if I wished I get a video in like a while maaab

Anonymous

I can’t believe Max and Chad would DO THIS! Bro have you seen these two?

Anonymous

broh where’s the wish video broh man

Anonymous

guys they usually upload that like a week after the post?

Anonymous

I love this channel...But cmon y'all

Rilehhh

Please upload.. for the boys

Anonymous

Take your time guys

Anonymous

where is the video of wish that released today on youtube. please i joined the patreon because i wanted to watch chad fugg that t3ttie product.

Anonymous

I love paying for a month of no content

Michael Smith

Who the fuck is editing these extended cuts? What's the point of paying for this? There have been 3 YT uploads since the last patreon upload...

Anonymous

I wish. Nutt said.

Anonymous

Where’s Patreon vid 👨🏿‍🦲it brokie no viddie buts still 7bucky

Anonymous

aye, where the viddie

Anonymous

dont mind me im just waiting to see chads ass like the rest of ya

Anonymous

Chad's ass waiting room.

Anonymous

pateron fell off 😮

Anonymous

maxmoefor pokemon fell off

Anonymous

chads cock fell off

Jake

fell off + no Charizard + no japan vlog + he's white

Sarah

Do cold ones mail time!

Anonymous

so what about the $1 jackets

Anonymous

the mayo fell off

Anonymous

why cant i watch this now :((((((

Row

nice private vimeo boys