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Finally, more lung damage.

Thanks for the continued support legends! <3


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Anonymous

i wish half of the vids worked 🥺

Ada Wong

ligma aids

blindmin

I need higher quality perk undo my blind affection

Anonymous

Two men sitting in the dark asking to “just shove shit in it”

Anonymous

Thanks you daddies

Anonymous

Finally mental disability

Nubes

My name jeff

Anonymous

Any plans for more patreon Q&amp;As anytime soon?

Anonymous

thank you for being Internet legends ❤️

Anonymous

Thanks for always making me laugh every video.. Idk how you guys do it

Anonymous

Vimeo bandwidth limits. No more than 2 hour long videos. I's personally in favor of them uploading both videos here on Patreon. 1 raw and "uncut" video just under 2 hours, where the absolute minimum is cut to make it under 2 hours, and then the new longer but still edited videos.

Anonymous

Moist poosy

Anonymous

Only a spoonful

Anonymous

Finally patreon upload

Jonathan Ramirez

Good luck on your driving test chad. Make sure you know your hand signals

Anonymous

will this misery end soon

Phil McKraken

man this was the worst one yet, still love yous tho

Anonymous

please boys i need them 2 hour uncut chaos videos :( i cant justify paying anymore im poor Sadge

Marshall Blackhall

Fellas just upload the raw footage that’s what we’re all here for

Donna Kauffman

I liked the melting Barbie. That was kewl😆

Dilloid

bring back the 3 hour uncut versions bruh

Anonymous

This ain’t extended bro I pay for uncut :(

Matthew DiFrancesco

The vid quality went up significantly after they inhaled all the toxic fumes 10/10

Anonymous

Why was there no chinese herb in the air fryer

Anonymous

i want these videos like my peen, uncut

Anonymous

max do be eating pretty fast tho

Anonymous

Raw footage plonx

Dayne

The gang’s getting pretty confident uploading these short videos now lmao

Anonymous

i miss the uncut videos so much

CEO of Nail

MAX UPLOAD DEADLY TWISTER 3 PLEASE WE DONT CARE IF ITS OUTDATED OR USES OLD EQUIPMENT WE JUST WANNA SEE SOME CLASSY ACTION

Anonymous

14 hours and still no "uncut" (that isn't even uncut anymore) video for the latest episode, seriously, you get 30.000$ from the patrons and treat us as if it was nothing. Release the patreon cut when you release the youtube one (not 2 days later) and *actually* release uncut videos not 10 minutes of extended footage, and don't tell me that it's because Vimeo is expensive, you make 30.000$ a month MINIMUM, and even if you don't want to pay more, just use something else, even your own servers would be cheaper.

Jack

Boys fucking please don't edit the living shit out the new vid

Anonymous

Meh, content is getting worse as time goes on. Has anyone actually read the quota limits on Vimeo? Its $95 a month for 7TB of storage with no weekly limitation.. or Pro for 20GB a week upload with no storage limit. They even have a compression tool on their website. You don't even upload once every 2 weeks 20GB limit a week is more than enough and you can afford it for $55... stop talking out of your ass the preiouvs numbers you mentioned was all BS. Stop being lazy and actually earn your 30k. If you don't want to come off as hopeless alcoholics then I suggest actually giving a shit about your audience.

Anonymous

Also forgot to mention that quotas are reset weekly..... Here is even a link to make it easier for you guys:https://vimeo.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/229846748-Weekly-upload-quota-and-total-storage-limits

Anonymous

See how confident they they are when people stop renewing subs. No point subbing when the "uncut" copy is basically already on YouTube.

poop getter

new challenge: go touch some grass

Dayne

Which one is Chad?

slik hades

WHERE THE NEW VID UNCUT AT BRUH

Anonymous

i am going to take a shit

Anonymous

Same. I'll download all the old uncut episode and leave.

Anonymous

Love you boys but why does it take a few days after you have uploaded the YouTube one for you to release the uncut one? Shouldn't you release the Patreon one first then the YouTube one?

Layla Saturn

I love ya boys but PLEAAAASE release the uncut versions, and if you could, on time or before YouTube. At this point there isnt much to distinguish the YT from here.

Anonymous

Fuck all of you negative cunts in the comments. Honestly, none of you are forced to pay a dime. I can speak for myself when I say that im here to support the continuation of the show. Atleast some us are here to support the boys and keep getting high quality content 👾 Keep it up 😎

Anonymous

High-quality content, but you're forgetting the main aspect of this Patreon it's meant to be extended, unedited copies of the episode. However, all we are getting is the same content they put on youtube with an extra 5-10 minutes of content. No one is forced to pay but the majority of the reason any of us paid was because of the promise of unedited, extended content. Using "No one is forced to paid" is the most piss weak defence, money isn't the concern, it's fking $5... people just want what they paid for and were promised..Don't promise one thing to your fans and do a 180, many more video hosting websites but they just took the lazy route.

Kamer Veseli

Agreed... It felt much more like home when it was uncut and extended.

Anonymous

holy shit dude u are such a fuckin bitch. this is like your 6th long ass comment about the same shit, unsub and move on.

Anonymous

bro eat big poopoo if you aren't upset about getting cucked by the cringe lords

Anonymous

Can make coom?

Anonymous

We're here for the uncut content milk cunt. This is like 10 mins longer. We pay money for this &amp; the clips are getting shorter and shorter. Edited because venmo's terms.

Alexander Wittich

At the end of the day, they are running a business and producing a product. Yes, the product is seeing two lovable goofs fuck around without rhyme or reason, but it's still a product that I'm paying for. Criticism for the drastic cut of bonus content is very much valid and doesn't have anything to do with negativity. I like the boys a lot but I'm only paying for the extra stuff.

Anonymous

Please let me on your show because i have a smaller dick than Chad!!!!! Which is Ok because I am a shower not a grower!! #Blessed #BottomText

Hikiko

well now chad just jinxed himself and looks like hes gonna die with a (butter)beer in his hand and WoW playing in the background while coke slowly spills into the pc, short circuiting it and eventually causing a domino effect that ends up burning the nursing home down and engulfing chads corpse along w it. the fat cunt is just tryna get out of paying for a casket or cremation and disposing off all his downloaded illigal porn in the process :') fuckin love this man &lt;3

Shaymus McIntyre

chad can drink 3 shots of 96% spirit but can't eat warmed banana

Anonymous

You are productive though you make these amazing videos

Kozdra108

how does one GET permission to watch the video...i paid the patreon thingy!

Keith Riessen

no permission to watch!!!!

Anonymous

Video is gone lads.