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Hello Ladies and Gents!

Today we explore the good and bad of youtuber products. Please enjoy this almost 3 HOURS of extra content!

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Nighthawk1999

Man cold ones fell off

cd_smit4h

3 hours this shit the ColdOnes movie

J (edited)

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2024-06-16 15:57:45 Meester Beeeast
2024-05-16 23:01:48 Meester Beeeast

Meester Beeeast

voidlesity

whats the password to the sote i can't find any clues ahhhhh cold ones arg driving me crazy

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch chad

Karleigh

Just watched the YouTube video like a half hour ago. Whoever edits their videos is absolutely hilarious! I love these guys!

fijiwatermiche (edited)

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2024-06-16 15:57:45 Out b4 the real thing ;0
2024-05-16 23:03:22 Out b4 the real thing ;0

Out b4 the real thing ;0

Ronaldo A.

I respect Chad for getting stomach cancer for this video. Cheers fellas 🍻

ExtraSwivy

I paid money for this

Drew G

Lets gooo I paid moneys fo dis 🔥🔥🔥

Lixerium

how tf did steve harvey get to try grog before me??

ryn_239

Finally, my money going to something useful

Lixerium

Ok another Australian pronunciation question. Adidas is it Ah di das or Add id as?

Cameron 22

I feel like I just unlocked the johnwick skin at tear 100 in the season 3 FORTKNIGHT BATTLE PASS

Jake Poggiali (edited)

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2024-06-16 15:57:45 Finally, the video that turns you Chinese
2024-05-17 01:40:15 Finally, the video that turns you Chinese

Finally, the video that turns you Chinese

Frizz

Awesome sauce

Martin K

This video is epic

slimy Goblin girl kaitlyn

Thankgs man this video was pretty neat ! It was so Good i changed my subscription from $5 to $6 Have a nice weekend guys Peace and Love

Jake

I’ve tried a couple of the primes and I’ve liked them whether it’s different sweetness tolerance or because I tried the UK ones idk.

Saiyanboss27

I LOVE JIMMY #Beastiality

Daniel S

Max's ability to bite into a raw egg shell with zero hesitation yet run away from the possibility of plastic debris hitting him will forever puzzle me

pra

Finally, baseball syrup

Kariss

Good tip: When making cookies, use a Lindt 70% Dark chocolate bar and chop it up with milk chocolate chips.!

Shag

Can you guys bully Darcy more?

Not_Isaiah

Holy shit Chad looks healthy asf

shitdick

lets be honest this video premise is a way to shill their product. same as the Q&A questions they chose last week where they skipped a lot of questions in favour of repeated Grog related queries.

Francisco Lopez Mengibar

My dream guest for the podcast is the AVGN, he would drink you under the table with rolling rocks and grogs. Absolute legend. Greeting from Mexico 💚

Harrison Harper

Much love, please teach the cavemen to chew with their mouths closed.

Ayden Lirette

Cinnimassacare has gone on record to say rolling rock is shit, it's just a bit apparently

Ayden Lirette

I have a favor scott!!! Can you make patreon vids able to cast, so I can watch patreon on TV? Please investigate!!@@

Ayden Lirette

I want you to buy any other shifty youtuber merch and see if it gets you drunk ,, the only thing I disagreed with was mark robers box ,plus max and Chad have been through a fucking lot so let them have there 15 mins of fame mate

Ezekiel Jones

It would be retarded not to talk about a product you put tons of time, effort, and money into making

Hemmy Roids

Mr beast disapproves

Hugh Russell

I want grog in usa!

Drew G

I LOVE JERRYRIGEVERYTHING RAHH

Drew G

I would buy the unreleased chadverick merch @scott drop it

Drew G

Patreon mobile doesn't have that yet but you can download a screenmirror app to cast to smart tvs

Virtual Boi

Finally, Scoggles!!!!!!

olly ruggier

Thanks for the content fellas. The eating sounds are gross.

Kuzler

Chad commenting on the price of the LTT screwdriver that you'll have for the rest of your life but not a 70 dollar bottle of vodka is prime Chad.

Ayden Lirette

^^^^^^ Yea even vinny vinesauce the most introverted youtuber out there barely mentions red vox his band, but when he does if because of blood sweat and tears

The Drexter

Monster Energy has 32mg/100ml caffeine Prime Energy has 30mg/100ml where I live. In the USA it has 57mg/100ml LMAO.

Drew G

I'm begging you guys to do a full retroreplay of the jojo siwa+drinking game

KZ

I remember my first prime (it was my last)

Drew G

Oh then idk. I just use the built in android screen cast and it works fine. I think u can install it on iPhone too

uzulutan

that screw driver at 1:54:57 looks like it would snap open and spill every bit onto the floor if it fell from any substantial height, most of those kind of screwdrivers do.

trent

Man, aussies are pussies. 110 mg is a lot?😂 I was destroying my heart with 300mg bangs at 16

Jack Noire

Jimmy Neutron was the original

shitdick

Max asks why people like Prime Hydration. I like it because it's similar to Gatorade or Powerade but comes in a visually appealing bottle and has stuff like BCAAs in it. Had one yesterday when I was thirsty. It's a good sugar free sweet treat.

Chottio

When did Chad gain the ability to make smart, funny quips? Bro is evolving. My list was the same as chads, Ryan Reynolds. But Ima put Chad Roberts on this list too because God damn bruh he sexy.

Tessa Lefante

I would absolutely love to see the boys try to get through an escape room, sober or fucked it would be great content. or they do it sober and then wait a few months and do it again but totally wasted

Maybe I'm SpongeBob

Didn’t expect Patreon comments to be this retarded. The side-men+ bit from Max all episode was good.

Kennykinz

I will say, for the Prime specifically. If you water it down alot, it tastes better. I know it's stupid but trust if you put about a third of the bottle into a glass and then water it down little by little close to having a full glass of it, it will taste closer to gatorade. I dont know why they condense so much sweetness into it, it's gross. But when watered down they're actually pretty ok. The Ice Pop one (red white and blue) is my favorite cuz it tastes like a Firecracker Popsicle. Just trust. Water it down first and it doesn't taste so much like shit. And the Side+ thing, as an avid viewer of the Sidemen, Side+ is where they put extended cuts sort of like how you guys put non edited cuts on patreon. They put the extended cuts of vids, some more adult stuff you can't see on youtube be it more cursing, sometimes nudity if like someone shows their ass or they get some onlyfans model to show their tits. but also behind the scenes on how they made stuff, they have a podcast on Side+ they will have like a video on youtube where they play hide and seek and they will play 2 rounds and then the other 2 rounds you can only see on Side+. So it's just bonus content and extra content that you don't get to see on their youtube channels. Sorry long winded. Just expositing info.

cd_smit4h

I need that shirt Chad got on gimme dat

Notcoolboy I

I wish there’s some sort of music in the background sometimes it feels awkward

Ayescrem

chad defo plays with makeup in his free time

ellieisntfunny

Put elevator music in the background so the people know youre on the up and up

J (edited)

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2024-06-16 15:57:45 110mg of caffeine being shocking is wild (coming from an American of course). I have 200mg caffeine drinks on a regular basis, but if I’m really feelin froggy I’ll get a 300mg Reign.
2024-05-19 22:43:02 110mg of caffeine being shocking is wild (coming from an American of course). I have 200mg caffeine drinks on a regular basis, but if I’m really feelin froggy I’ll get a 300mg Reign.

110mg of caffeine being shocking is wild (coming from an American of course). I have 200mg caffeine drinks on a regular basis, but if I’m really feelin froggy I’ll get a 300mg Reign.

dylan

BCAAs are worthless and sugar is used to speed up the process of getting electrolytes back into your body

dylan

Some real whack candies but no Sour Boys?

First Minister

Darcy is a funny little character

Cammys Cake

chad lookin slimmer here good job bud!

Wyatt yanez

We need grog in the states!

ShaunTexas

I was surprised by their reaction to 110 too, are monsters weaker there?

J (edited)

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2024-06-16 15:57:45 16oz can of Monster has 160mg of caffeine. Which comparatively isn’t a lot. I usually have a 12oz. Alani with 200mg of caffeine.
2024-05-21 13:22:33 16oz can of Monster has 160mg of caffeine. Which comparatively isn’t a lot. I usually have a 12oz. Alani with 200mg of caffeine.

16oz can of Monster has 160mg of caffeine. Which comparatively isn’t a lot. I usually have a 12oz. Alani with 200mg of caffeine.

Jake Passolt

I was planning on doing the same thing in like 20-30 minutes. I'll let you know how it goes

Jake Passolt

Ok so when's the idubbbz podcast

Jake Passolt

Sorry I forgot to respond, I did indeed shid and it was fine, nothing remarkable

Tortellini Fettuccine

That's called minor consumer manipulation! Believe it or not, it's not something positive/something to be proud of lmao. You got manipulated into being addicted into a trash product at a young age.

trent

No shit? Are you going to tell me sugar is bad next?

Salty

Life hacks are now refered to as coping with life as per Tortellini's logic. Real men don't cope, they confidently wash their shirts in the LA river and wipe their ass with bare hands.

Nicholas Helgemo

show is eric they are referring to when talking to gamer supps and whats the tie in between chad and max to gamer supps

Alex Holden

im going to skin you darcy

D

Best YouTuber product is CPM MagnaCut Steel by Dr Larrin Thomas From KnifeSteelNerds.

D

I’ve had days of having 1100mg all up while working.

LeDankDoge

Hello first time patreoner I'm excited for whats to come w rizzy

cokemud

chef?

Splungusthe3rd

Watched the whole thing and learned beast bad grog good

Sean Smith

my name a CHEF

Sean Smith

WE NEED GROG IN THE UK!!!! make it happen bois

cydnee matthews

i deffo dont rlly enjoy prime only one i can drink an it not make me sick is the strawberry watermelon energy one. but i buy prime just for me brother so he can collect the bottles if it weren't for him i wouldnt pay for the shit

Tammy Drama (edited)

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2024-06-16 15:57:45 I have to say that I have never heard of COLD ONES (sorry) till Trash Taste was on their show. NOW IM so IN LOVE with everyone at COLD ONES I have been watches all their episodes. The patreon is way more funnier. I don't think I'll ever go back to watching them on YouTube. Honestly, I'm so glad to have Max and Chad be them authentic selves. I really need these moments of laughter. LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love you both huge fan also a huge shout out to shirtz.cool I have bought so many outfits and they're so unique. I love them.
2024-06-11 22:52:25 I have to say that I have never heard of COLD ONES (sorry) till Trash Taste was on their show. NOW IM so IN LOVE with everyone at COLD ONES I have been watches all their episodes. The patreon is way more funnier. I don't think I'll ever go back to watching them on YouTube. Honestly, I'm so glad to have Max and Chad be them authentic selves. I really need these moments of laughter. LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love you both huge fan also a huge shout out to shirtz.cool I have bought so many outfits and they're so unique. I love them.

I have to say that I have never heard of COLD ONES (sorry) till Trash Taste was on their show. NOW IM so IN LOVE with everyone at COLD ONES I have been watches all their episodes. The patreon is way more funnier. I don't think I'll ever go back to watching them on YouTube. Honestly, I'm so glad to have Max and Chad be them authentic selves. I really need these moments of laughter. LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love you both huge fan also a huge shout out to shirtz.cool I have bought so many outfits and they're so unique. I love them.

Top Text

Please let me and my friend work for you we are literally willing to uproot our whole lives and pay money to clean up vomit and glass and any other heinous mess you need us to clean

sk00lton

I watched this on a night shift yesterday and then had a dream that mr beast fed me deepfried iphones in chocolate and he was like YOU DONT HAVE THINGS LIKE THAT IN POLAND DO YOU 🤩🤩 and i was like 🤢🤢🤢 no..

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If this is real this is so creepy, you think that's what they want in employees, desperate fans who think its fun to clean up vomit and glass?

Imogen

Extended version of Max putting makeup on Chad when?

Kozy

they have happy dad at the bar I got to for trivia and that shit sucks