The Third Wish: Not Doing It Sober (Patreon)

Evan and Gary were roommates...But not anything close to being friends. In fact, they hated each other's guts, but neither one of them could afford the nice house they currently were living in without the other's help paying the rent! To make matters worse, Gary had lost his job and had been mooching off Evan for a month! Eventually Evan had stopped trying to be nice and the two had gotten into a shouting match...Which Gary had won. Defeated, Evan had stormed out nad had gone on a walk to clear his head. And in doing so he'd somehow found his way into Whitewood's novelty store called The Third Wish.

"Ah, what the hell" Evan muttered, entering the store and marveling at how large it actually was despite it's small exterior appearance. Evan wandered into "The Third Wish," a small novelty store he'd never noticed before. The shop was filled with odd trinkets, but he wasn't really looking for anything. He just needed a distraction after the fight with Gary.

The attractive clerk behind the counter smiled, "You look frustrated...And I might have the solution to your problem!" she said, holding up a silver bracelet. “This will make the wearer fantastically rich! But it will also change them. And the only way to take it off is if you're willing to have sex!" Evan almost laughed at the absurdity of it. Magic wasn't real! But for some odd reason he purchased it anyway. Back home, he left the bracelet on the kitchen counter and went to bed, feeling like a fool. Gary, always nosy, discovered the bracelet while raiding the kitchen for some food.

"Nice. Thanks, dickhead. Think I'll pawn this!" He chuckled to himself. But then, for some off reason, he felt the need to put it on! It was pretty, and it looked like it would fit him so...Why not? Gary slid the siver over his wrist...And felt a strange sensation wash across his body!

He looked down, horrified to see his body had been transformed! He had schanged into a busty blonde chick! Worse yet, the room around her shifted from a budget bachelor pad into a stylish, well furnished home! A quick check of his phone also revealed that Gary was not absolutely loaded with cash...But he was married to Evan! His phone, plus pictures hanging on the house walls, revealed that they were happily in love! Fuckin' gross! But despite his horror at the changes wrought upon his body and reality, Gary had rushed into the master bedroom that they now apparently shudder shared and woke the bastard up. A quick, panicked explanation of what happened followed as the two made their way through the changed house, and Evan meekly explaining that changes were permanent...Unless Gary was willing to do one thing.

Furious and desperate, Gary grabbed a bottle of wine from the now fully stocked fridge and began drinking it straight from the bottle. "Take...Take off your pants" He commanded Evan as the wine splashed over his pretty new face.

“What are you doing?” Evan asked, bewildered.

“If I have to do this to change back,” Gary slurred between gulps, “I’m not doing it sober!"