Living that Mascot Life! (Patreon)

L-Look, you've gotta help me. I just wanted to try on the Rodney suit and- I like birds, alright!?

But then when I tried to take it off there was just ... ANOTHER layer underneath it somehow, and then another one under that!

I can't even take the head off without there being another one under it, you've gotta believe me!

R-Rodney? No, that's not my name. Why are you calling me that?

Please, listen me! I can't get out of this suit!

What!? This IS a suit! Stop calling me Rodney! That's not my name!

P-Please .... please believe me ....!