Hyper 34 Club - Meow (Patreon)

 One of the biggst undiscussed perks of joining the Hyper 34 Club is how easy it becomes to be blissfully lazy!

It's amazing how many chores and difficult jobs you can get out of by using the excuse "My junk is too big" and eventually people just stop asking you to do things!

Then you can just chill with your phone, lounge about and enjoy the other perks of having an oversized shlong~