The Snootening Curse - Bowsersnoot (Patreon)

 The curse affecting me causes changes to the area around my nose and mouth to change every day, with the actual changes of species or character determined by the desires and wills of those I encounter.

So clearly someone has Nintendo on the brain when on day two of my curse I go to check myself out in the mirror and find the bulbous snout of the one and only Koopa King staring back at me ...

And this is only the beginning ...