Dad Jokes (Patreon)

 Villam didn't approve of all of my mad science, kidnapping and transforming people, and determined that it was because I clearly needed a father figure who can literally wrestle me into behaving.

So he stole my DNA, turned himself into a clone of me and doubled his age, granting him the Shapeshifter's Bulk needed to hoist me onto his shoulders and keep me out of trouble!

He keeps telling me to call him "Dadvak" and he's not putting me down until I do, and I refuse to be subject to such humiliation! At least I have a good idea of what I'll look like in a good thirty years time >:£