Matt, Dealer of 'Vaks (Patreon)

"You looking for Sarvaks? I've got you Sarvaks a plenty!

"Watch out for the first one, he's a real squirmy fellow - a biter too - but once you get him stored right he's easy enough to tame: Just don't let him near any kind of chemicals... he can get a lot done with more than you'd think!

"The second one is easy to deal with - calls himself a god and acts real big, but he's a total wuss when you turn the tables. He'll be no probably to keep under wraps.

"As for the third ... found him out in some far off jungle doing who knows what to the explorers that found him. It's best if you keep the blindfold on. I mean, that's up to you, but he is VERY good at getting his way ...

"So, what'll it be?"