The Micro Boozery - FINALE! (Patreon)

Hey there! Welcome to the Micro Boozery -  where every drink comes served in a delicious micro, pumped full of the drink just for you!

Oh, the prices are expensive? Well micros like this don't grow on trees! Don't worry though, I'll open a tab for you so you don't have to worry about paying until the end of the night!

My gut? Well, when you work somewhere like this it's hard to resist drinking all the patrons!

What do I mean "drinking all the patrons"? Boy you ask a lot of questions! Have a shot of my special brew, everybody loves their first!

Why am I growing? You mean, why are YOU shrinking? Should've just stopped asking questions and enjoyed your evening!

What was that drink you ordered again? I'm sure it'll fill you up nicely soon~