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 The Master Zodiac Lords are coming - are you prepared?

Your starsign detemines your fate in eternal rubbery form, from serving the all-conquering armies of the mighty Prime Scorpion to decorating the halls of the First Libran's keep and nobody is spared their slick, slimy and rubberising touch.

Looks like Devlin has fallen victim of the familiarly draconian-shaped Prime Scorpion and soon enough he will be but another drone eager to search and conquer planets for his Zodiac overlords...

So the real question is ... what is YOUR starsign~