I’ll take it! (Patreon)

Recently I’ve been doing a lot of looking at porn… A.k.a. houses in Asheville North Carolina because I loved my time I spent there last fall and would love to spend falls there every year. This one had a pool which isnt at all a necessary for me since it’s in the mountains, but once I saw the picture they chose to post of someone trying out scuba gear in it… I obviously had to have it.

Jkjk. But seriously? Why would you ever choose to make this the picture? Was grandma doing her patented dead man’s float not available ? -M