If Anyone Needs Last Minute Holiday Gift Ideas... (Patreon)

I truly don't remember how I got there, but the other night I found myself in the "dick slipper" section of Amazon. Unfortunately, I'm mostly done with my holiday shopping so no one will be getting a pair of these plush penis puppies from me this year *heavy sigh*...but I wanted to make sure you all knew that THEY'RE OUT THERE in case you needed a last minute gift idea! Truck nuts are so 2020...2021 is all about DICK FEET! ❤️G