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My horoscope app done lost its mind (Patreon)

Published:
2020-11-15 22:56:23
Imported:
2022-10

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Now granted, I did stumble upon a cute flower cart on my walk and buy some fresh roses and sunflowers... I'll give it that... but SEE-THROUGH DRESSES is a do?!?

This crazy ass app wants me to roll out to a florist naked wearing my finest Saran Wrap and then when the cops come to arrest me for indecent exposure,  I just plead the fifth? That is ABSURD...... but not out of the question. -M

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Anonymous

today costar told me to “find a clear-eyed assessment of the reality within which i operate” and do: crosswords, reading groups, charades / dont: scripts, no notes, curation

Anonymous

mine sort of contradicts itself do: slow jams, scented candles, dancing alone don’t: whispers, lambasting, isolation 🤔💃🏻

Anonymous

Truly a series of bad decisions in the making.

Anonymous

ALSO im almost certain costar just listens you talk then suggests things based on that. such as the time it told me to “stop complaining about my job”

Anonymous

Mine today... DO: Ex’s t-shirt, Distractions, Pangs. DON’T: Burn bridges, Go cold, Eggshells. uhmmmm....Cute!

Anonymous

Mamrie my DO's today were 1. sunglasses 2. INTIMATE GATHERINGS 3. FINGER FOOD. WHY IS IT TRYING TO KILL ME DURING THE PANDEMIC???

Anonymous
>>47782570

It also said don't CAPSLOCK, but here we are. (I'm not kidding. It really said this.)

Anonymous

My dont’s today: hitting refresh, old diaries, annnnnnd self flagellation....okkkkkay 😂

Anonymous

I downloaded this damn app just to see my dos and donts. Today’s dos: smoothies frolicking and nudity umm what 😂

Anonymous

My Do List: Solitude, Novels, and Deadlifts. Apparently my workout today will be deadlifting novels in private? My Dont List: Risks, Shock Value, and Crashing Parties. Well, that puts the kibosh on my plan to risk delivering flowers to a party in a see-through dress for the shock value alone.

Anonymous

There's an old Blues tune called "Flip, Flop And Fly" by Big Joe Turner that has a verse that goes, "Well, you wear those dresses and the sun comes shinin' through. Well, you wear those dresses and the sun comes shinin' through. I can't believe my eyes. All that mess belongs to you."