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Me at 4:59 vs Me at 5:00 (Patreon)

Published:
2020-11-11 23:12:11
Imported:
2022-10

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For Grace it would be before and after the edible hits. 

What's yours? Perhaps...

Election night on Tuesday VS Election night on Saturday?

Thanksgiving with the fam VS Friday with the friends?

-M

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thismightgetweird

Here's another: When you think your ass is bleeding VS when you realize you ate beets yesterday.

Anonymous

watching Fox News / watching GBBO

Michael Dunn

Before the new TMGW is released / After the new TMGW is released

Anonymous
>>47555928

Omg this happened to my best friend after having a juice that had beets!!!

Anonymous

When you’re PMSing vs. when your period comes and you realize you haven’t lost your mind completely like you thought

Anonymous

When I think about everything I should be doing right now vs when I realize I could still do it tomorrow 🙃

Anonymous

YouTube 2020 / My Drunk Pumpkin

thismightgetweird
>>47555963

Even more insider'y: When you hear they're replacing Sue and Mel VS when you hear they cast Noel Fielding.

Anonymous

When you are in a store in an aisle with 3 or 4 others and think your farts dont stink so you clench and release vs Letting go of the most foul smelling thing you have ever smelled and the people near you RUN away.

Anonymous

Pants on VS pants off.

Anonymous

I sent you something amazing in your dm’s on here...it would make a great gift for Mary #beanzwinehouse

Anonymous

before vs after therapy hahahaha

Anonymous

When I’m hangry vs When my husband gets food delivered

Anonymous

Me before Breakfast: http://mybearcave.net/Graphics/Scott/MeB4Breakfast.jpg