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Very normal stuff that won’t at all haunt your dreams (Patreon)

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2020-07-15 16:26:46
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2022-10

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Have any of y’all been? I’m fascinated! I want weird, themed birth experiences for more of toys..... specifically TROLLS! I could see a fake garden patch where just their hair is sticking out then a farmer picks it like a weed and out pops a troll. What are some other ones??-M

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Anonymous

I remember Magic Nursery dolls that was basically a gender reveal party!

Anonymous

I went once during a family reunion when I was probably about two years old. One of my uncles was showing off and had them give the doll my first and middle name, but refused to buy it when he realized how expensive it was. Also the "nurse" sounded like Roz from Monsters Inc. My dad recorded the whole thing and it's one of my favorite family home movies.

Anonymous

No thank you. Lol

Anonymous

This is....terrifying

Anonymous

I was obsessed with my cabbage patch kids when I was younger but being from NZ had no idea this weird birthing place was even a thing and I ... am glad

Anonymous

I can't unsee this. 👀

Anonymous

Care bears! Lol

Anonymous
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Omg yes! I thought this was a weird fever dream I had as a kid because when I tried asking my mom about it years later she had no idea what I was talking about, but I definitely had I one.

Anonymous

I went and wanted one sooooo bad (and this was the late 90s when they were going out of fashion). My mom said they were overpriced 😂

Anonymous

been picturing etch-a-sketch(s) sliced from loaves, then having their knobs brushed on / skewed in.

Anonymous

This made me hungry.

Anonymous

I went and our group of 5 got to name two of the 'newborns' and when we went to adopt them we found out that they cost like $150+ each or something outrageous. I could be exaggerating, I was like 9 and we were poor.

Anonymous

A bunch of interns fucked up, so many bald babies!