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You know how last week I went to the grocery store and dropped a fancy ass bitter lettuce and was judged? I just went to the WAY TOO expensive grocery store in my neighborhood, thinking that would be everyone’s last resort for supplies And maybe they would have more inventory than a normal grocery store.

Turns out, even in a last resort situation… No one wants the Treviso. I stand by that it’s delicious but I have to give a silent, hi-five to the woman who told me my lettuce was stupid.

-M

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Anonymous

Looks like lots of people are getting fucked with all those cucumbers that were sold.

Anonymous

For real, went to the store 30 minutes to close (11:30pm) thinking MAYBE there would be some toilet paper available for my poor ass. No, no tp, no paper towels, no napkins. *sigh* the saga continues. Third try and third store on Monday.

Anonymous

I work at a grocery store and it has been non stop since Thursday

Duncan_Idaho_Potato

I work at a grocery store as well, for the past 8 years. I've NEVER seen anything even CLOSE to this. The day before yesterday, I thought this woman was going to try to hit me because I told her we didn't have any more chicken thighs "in the back". She was borderline RAGING and thought I was lying to her. OMG! People are nuts! Yeah, it's a bad virus folks, but it ain't the goddamn Andromeda Strain or World War Z! Take precautions, but GET A FUCKING GRIP!

Anonymous

You and you’re trivago

Michael Dunn

I am intrigued about what a "red le rouge" pepper is, since "red le rouge" = "red the red".