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There’s a dog up for adoption in Georgia and his name is Wolfie and he’s a Chinese crested and he will call you out on your shit as evidenced above. Who the fuck lives in Georgia and can go get this angel?

I mean seriously… Does that dog not look like when you start exaggerating on a story he’ll just give you a tap on the shoulder to tell you to cool it?

When you start to even consider becoming friends with an ex... paw on shoulder.

When you say one more drink will actually ‘help’ you go to bed and Wolfie is like… You know that ain’t true bitch… paw on shoulder.

WE NEED HIM.

-M