SO MANY QUESTIONS (Patreon)

This shirt ad popped up when I was on cnn.com the other day and it’s so confusing.

A) are the three people he likes also his three daughters?

B) the Jesus one seems, uh, how do you pronounce it... RACIST, right?

C) is this man saying he isn’t gay but will do sexual favors with other men for $20?

D) who the fuck is buying these shirts and can we please bring back No Fear shirts instead?

-M