Here comes the Goose (Patreon)

Every single time I get a package delivered Goose runs outside and tackles it like a caffeinated suburban mom trying to get the last pair of air pods in a Walmart on Black Friday. Sometimes Amazon takes pictures when they've delivered something and I'm not home. This time they captured the perfect aggro-charged moment.  Ironically, it was a new dog bed for her in the box. The bed was a gift for her, this picture is a gift for me. Happy Thursday, y'all!