Y’all. (Patreon)

This is the IHOP Addams Family menu to celebrate the release of their new animated feature. We got Wednesday Web-cakes. We’ve got Morticia’s Haunted Hot Chocolate...

But can you imagine being a person who wants to celebrate this film so much that you order the Gomez green chili omelette instead of just asking for a South Western omelette or building your own?

Furthermore! Why does Gomez get stuck with a normal ass item and get jipped ok purple whipped cream? I want y’all to come up with some better spooky ass items in honor this mustachioed legend.....

-M