Beanz, the vulture. (Patreon)

While I was in Montecito for the wedding… My friend Beth stayed at my house with beans and brought her dog Elmo. I texted several times to make sure that Beanz could be fed in a separate room so Elmo wouldn’t steal her food. She gets really nervous about eating, and Elmo is a solid 10 pounds heavier.

Then Mary, with her signature finger in the shot, sends me this photo… Beans was stealing that bitch’s food!

I truly have never felt more connected to my dog.