Shot for shot remake? (Patreon)

Ever since Grace casually dropped that she Amazon primes Summer's Eve... I went in a k-hole of their old commercials. By that, I mean, there are two of them. It made me want to make our own versions of them. Perhaps... Bummer's Eve? For when you douche knowing good and well no one is going to get near your vagina? Dumber's Eve? For when ya don't have a lot going on upstairs so you better keep the basement spotless?  Drummer's Eve? For when your p***y is about to be pounded like a kick drum and, ok fine, I've gone to far. I'll admit. Too far.