Home
Artists
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register
Partychan Telegram ThePornDude
Home Artists Posts Import Register

CLUB ELLEN - 2 SEPTEMBER, 2023 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-09-02 19:12:05
Imported:
2023-10

Downloads

Content

Hell yeah and welcome to another Club Ellen — what are you gonna do — are you gonna fuck are you gonna suck or are you gonna live life? I guess the big thing would that today features a completely revolutionary new impression of Linda Evangelista eating eggs. And a little Dua Lipa cooking shrimp — and sitting on people's laps. 

Files

Comments

Anonymous

Misheard/misinterpreted song lyric à la 'crab inna hole' is called a mondegreen! hold me closer tony danza, don't go jason waterfalls etc.. NEAT also y'all talk about shrimp A LOT.. it makes me miss Gwen. I've been trying to learn where shit is.. like geographically -- because I'm real fuckin dumb, aaaand making KNFW mnemonics seemed to stick to my brains better than anything else: South America= TCVGSEPBBPUAC Truckers Can Verify Gwen Stefani Eats Prawns Before Breakfast, Proving Useless At Concerts (i got lazy at the end) ps i'm from Cincinnati wooooo pps Macy I never followed up with asking you how you like Antkind -- The chunk of it you read at least? I mean I'm pretty positive it'll be the tits to me and I'll like it soso much; I'mma order it now I think.. it was always so goddamned expensive when it came out kbye

Anonymous

Linda🗣