Call Me By Your Name Press Conference (Patreon)

Hello all - Macy and I are in transit today and so we're going to do the Ellen Project tomorrow - apologies for the delay.

As a party favor I'm attaching this sketch script I did for a writing sample four years ago, and which I have slightly revised. 

For whatever reason (probably because the sketch was too brilliant) I was not hired — but I present it to you now, in honor of the WGA strike in which I would have been honored to participate.

Thank you and we will be taking your calls tomorrow!