PAUL'S DRAG RACE: SNATCH GAME (Patreon)

So I made a "Snatch Game" according to the parameters that they actually ask of the queens auditioning. Don't ask how I got them but the directions go as follows: 

"SNATCH GAME: Do a minimum of 3 different performances as a celebrity persona you might play on Snatch Game. No Drag Race contestants or Copyright characters (i.e., Disney, StarWars, etc.)! Answer the following
questions and make it funny!

a. FUN FACT: ROSS MATHEWS LOVES FISHING. BUT HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. THE ONLY THING HE EVER CATCHES IS ___________.

b. MY PLAY COUSIN CORNISHA IS SO TRAMPY. EVERY TIME SHE GETS IN A RIDE-SHARE, IT AUTOMATICALLY DROPS HER OFF AT THE ___________."