CLUB ELLEN — MAY 25, 2024 (Patreon)

Saint Vincent vs. Saint Acutis. Tequila vs. Beer. Going to Australia in the winter to have a hot toddy down under. A man who peed outside, and whose brother shit outside. Ridgewood courtship rituals. Lady Gaga’s new face and voice. Her boyfriend history. Preview of this week’s Main Ep. Madison Beer concert. Ten rules for naming your daughter. Some pig pen things. Makeup Youtubers. Tati’s fear of the A slur. Butt cream advertisement. Bjork Volta. Unclockable flight attendants.