EXTRA: Top Ten As-Yet-Unwritten Sparks Songs (Patreon)

Ball's in your court, Ron.

10. Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

9. Rain Delay (Ron Delay)

8. The First Time We Saw the Beatles In Concert (A Tragedy)

7. You Make Me Feel Somewhat Alive

6. Cannibal Tours

5. There Are Other Mountains, You Know (Cézanne's Doubt)

4. Bar Talk Quartet

3. The Second Time We Saw the Beatles In Concert (A Farce)

2. Shouldn't Billie Eilish Be in School?

1. I Love You (Even Though You Laugh Like Jimmy Carr)