Confessions of an Omnishambles (Patreon)

A few weeks ago, I mentioned that I'd been having some issues with illness. I'm pleased to report I have gotten a clean bill of health.

To sum up: I have a sizable lump on my right nut. My first urologist checked it out and said (and I quote), "ooh! That's gonna need to come out." Then he sent me for an ultrasound to confirm the problem. That test showed no lump at all, and the same doctor told me I was just fine.

I got a second opinion, and a second ultrasound. The lump is there, but it is essentially a benign cyst. It will flare up now and again, causing pain. But it is not cancer and does not need to be removed. So that's a great relief.

In other news, my analyst has concluded that I am on the autism spectrum. (I mentioned this to my family, and Matt's reply was, "well duh!")

So yeah, May was kind of a lot. But I am settling back into a groove, and barring any unforeseen crises, there should be more film writing here, and a significant reduction of excuses and personal asides. (One possible crisis, of course, would be war. Because as we know, war is unforeseeable. Just like ass-spraying mayhem.)