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Konstantin Chernenko and Pope John Paul I walk into a bar. "One vodka and one cabernet," Chernenko announces, but the bartender points to two gentlemen on stools. "They're already having your drinks," he says.

"The Lord giveth...." remarks JP1, but the Soviet president is visibly irritated. "You mean we didn't even make it to the end of this joke?"