Is It Safe? (Patreon)

Um, what the hell do you think?

Here in the still-roiling hot spot of Houston, Texas, I am not going near a movie theater to see Tenet. That's not to say I feel no temptation. I miss the big screen, and this sounds like a genuinely good film. But I am deeply invested in not dying. If Matt should ever decide to have kids, I don't want him to be like, "well sorry, you would've had a really nice grandpa, but Christopher Nolan released a late-summer blockbuster, and now that fucker's dead."