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In today's episode we're finding out if ol' Awssie is smarter than a fifth grader! He didn't graduate college, but he DID go to Kumon. Can he answer all 25 history questions right, or is Travvy Two-Bones gonna stump him? Listen now to find out!

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Anonymous

what the fuck is the alamo

Anonymous

"This won't make it past 12 minutes"... an hour and 9 minutes later

Anonymous

I was wondering why they were all history questions, like where's the science? The English? Thankfully, Travis answered my question at the end.

Anonymous

Awsten apparently never heard the song ‚Istanbul (not Constantinople)‘ or he would’ve aced that question

Anonymous

You should definitely do this again, but have Awsten go up against somebody. Maybe a librarian lol

Anonymous

As someone who’s moved from Houston to San Antonio I would like to say “fuck San Antonio” too. Like who tf gives a shit ab the Alamo🙄

Anonymous

As a fifth grader I definitely knew when Hong Kong reverted from British rule...but I am also from Hong Kong lmao

Anonymous

Brazilian isn’t a language💔 they speak portugués

Anonymous

the reason you never hear anyone say their great great great grandparents fought at the alamo is because only 15 people survived 💀💀💀

Anonymous

Wait Travis learned German in school? Heißt das du kannst deutsch?