Telephone Kisses - 01/15/2022 Show (Patreon)

Dwight is having an issue finding the correct printer sauce for his machine, nobody at the auto parts knows what the hell they're doing and they don't have the correct auto sauce either, the damn rental car has been abandoned in the red zone of the airport, The dog is on the sex offender registry so we turn to a church woman to dog sit , Rita the door dash lady is being difficult and holding his nuggets hostage, Dwight tastes the walls and toilet paper after just 1 fourloko, Dwight & Jessica start arguing in the motel and break shit but the cast of family matters is responsible , the hooker turds are lost forever after moving out of the non smoking room, a indian seeester gets kissed on the phone and shes tasty.