Exciting Tier Announcements (Patreon)

Hello dear, first of all, I just want to take a second to say thank you for being a patron. Can you believe how much we've grown since this all started? It's beautiful. I've never felt this way before about someone. Speaking of beautiful, get a load of the shirt Skyler made for this month... damn wouldn't mind sliding that onto my upper body. OK now to get down to some damn business:

CURRENT BRAWLERS
- I got word from Skyler that as of this week, a shirt has shipped for everyone who gave me all their info in March, so if yours hasn't arrived yet, it should be there soon!
- If you still haven't given me your size cmon what the heck, I need that
- We'll ship this new shirt out shortly after your Patreon payment is confirmed on May 1, then I can finally die
- If you don't want the Shirts shirt, feel free to switch back anytime you want, I'm extremely afraid of conflict so I won't stop you
- People who signed up AFTER April 1 but before this announcement are a little trickier. I'm assuming you want last month's Pinchy Crabs shirt, so let me know if that's not the case and I can make a note. Also, give me your size info, cmon I need that
- I am praying every night to our lord above that we can set up a more permanent storefront soon so we can avoid all this mess, so thanks for figuring out all this with me in the meantime. I'm in hell

NEW BRAWLERS
If you want to get your hands on the stinkin nice t-shirt you see above, sign up for the tier and fill out the form below. We'll send it out to you at the end of the month.
https://bit.ly/2Itcqzd
Please please I'm begging you, only fill out this form if you are a brand new Brawler who is signing up after this announcement in April. If you have questions or order issues please PM me, I have no way of responding to your questions on this form.

ANNOUNCING THE SHOT CALLERS TIER
We finally did it! Sign up to get access to at least 2 livestreams next month with the guys, plus probably some extra stuff. Who knows maybe I'll fuck around and go buy that phlagrant phone.


OK that's it, thank you for taking the time to read all these damn words. But isn't it nice to take a second to catch up and chat with your friend Andy? No