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Cozy Groundhog Pitch (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-03 15:22:45
Edited:
2023-12-19 19:28:02
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The title says it all: spurred on by a listener, both Conor and Mike give their best pitch for a cozy Groundhog Day mystery.

NOTE: Immediately after recording this we were made aware that Quebec's beloved groundhog, Fred la Marmotte, died just before he could predict when winter will end at a Canadian city's Groundhog Day celebration! As God is our witness we did not know that Quebec has their own cozy mystery IRL.

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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

Conor here, I'd like to share this video as well, a glimpse into what really goes down in Punxsatawney https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRcI47BpLbw

Magister Sieran

I just want to make it known, that the Quebec Groundhog, Fred La Marmotte, died on feb 1st. 1 day before ground hog day. So thats not a good sign.

Jackal651

Six weeks after Groundhog Day would drop you right in on the eve of St. Patrick's Day - there's some additional untapped cozy potential there!

Harrison

If we up our pledge to $10, can we get you guys to write these?? Would love to have a copy and display it on my entryway table for all to see

JLG

Here in Florida, the closer you get to St Augustine, the more billboards you see advertising pecan rolls. And I've gotta say, proprietor of a roadside pecan roll shop looks like a pretty cozy job. Google St Augustine pecan outlet if you don't believe me.

Claire P

I had no idea that Punxsatawney Phil had so many imitators, or that there was an "inner circle" surrounding him. I think I have a new candidate for who might be the secret leader of the illuminati...

Dana F

Interesting because Quebec has no interstates...

Emma Schroeder

Was Mike talking about the rolls at Tobies in Hinckley? LOL

LC Brock

My plan is for an Arbor Day themed cozy mystery, which starts off in a colorfully folksy town that's Arbor Day celebration attracts tourists, somehow, and after the murder of a judge of a themed competition, the investigation details meetings with several potential suspects who are all colorful folks, and at the last minute it's discovered in a sudden mood swerve the murder is discovered to be connected to a ruthless human-trafficking ring that has operations in the area.

Dean Anderson

When driving through Intercourse, PA, do stop for the pretzels.

Joshua Begley

I would read the hell out of both those books.

Grant

So, when does the kickstarter campaign to create these start?

Moviegique

Not to be that guy (who am I kidding? I'm totally that guy!) but they don't actually show an In 'n' Out in the Big Lebowski. They talk about one on Radford...but there isn't an In-n-Out on Radford, never has been. The closest one is a mile or two away on Lankershim (and it didn't exist in 1991). AND as any local will tell you, Walter and Donny are not eating from In'n'Out branded cups/burger wrappers.