Super Constitution meme contest! (Patreon)

Time to post your best Super Constitution memes! Post a link to the images in the comments, then like your favorites to vote for them. We'll pick our favorite as well as a Jackal's Choice and send them a fabulous prize: one of these Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. souvenirs that we obtained at the Mall of America!

Let's see some creativity! None of the following formats will be eligible for winning because they are old and boring: Drake pointing, guy deciding which button to press, boyfriend looking back at other girl. Also, these are fragile so we can't send them outside of the US, sorry Int'l jackals!