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Well, we hit our first supporter target, so I was contractually obligated to try one of Forrest's attempts at fixing New Coke. This is the one with "cloves, cream of tartar, root beer extract, meat tenderizer, popcorn cheese seasoning, blackstrap molasses, crab boil, chili con carne (little orange fat), & bakin' soda." Have never been so annoyed and disgusted to see the podcast audience growing. Enjoy, and do not try at home! 

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Conor tries one of Forrest Gump's CokeCola recipes

Forrest Gump tried to fix New Coke by adding "cloves, cream of tartar, root beer extract, meat tenderizer, popcorn cheese seasoning, blackstrap molasses, crab boil, chili con carne (little orange fat), & bakin' soda". Conor's gonna see what that tastes like.

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Eric Andrews

She has returned. But I plan on dropping the term “Gump and Cump” in a conversation with her, so she might flee again.

Brion K

"That's not good" -goes back in for another drink at the end.....